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| The SECOND WAR BANK-OPEN | Started by: o__O on Jul 10, '08 23:01 |
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lol. Someone had a great idea about this and I'm going to just throw it out there. I'm a thug, unaffiliated, and if anyone wants to take the chance to have me hold your money, I'll give you 90% back before I turn gangster either to you or your next of kin. Just make sure you identify yourself somehow so I'll know it's really your next of kin. That is all. I'm now open for business! |
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Domino strolls up and hands over 5 cups of ummmm deposits You never said what kinda bank you are,so ummmm don't spend that all in one place ok? |
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| Reply by: Domino at Jul 10, '08 23:04 | |
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| Thats a great Idea man. Here hold all my money. | |
| Reply by: TheGimp at Jul 10, '08 23:05 | |
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Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to o__O from your account. It's kind of tradition at this point. |
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| Reply by: SpiderPig at Jul 10, '08 23:07 | |
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Spiderpig, bossman, don't be cheap, the local businesses should be encouraged... Your accountant makes note that $2 has been wired to o__O from your account That's more like it. |
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| Reply by: VinDiktive at Jul 10, '08 23:25 | |
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Your accountant makes note that $.01 has been wired to o__O from your account Ill just leave that as a donation. THAT is real money. |
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| Reply by: Funk at Jul 10, '08 23:28 | |
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Hey, just because I'm a civilian with nothing but a possibly shady background and the possibility of totally ripping you off with virtually no consequences doesn't mean I'm not an honorable person who's good to his mother, kind and caring, and the safest place to put your money in these crazy times! :D Y'all are a bunch of cheapskates! :P |
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| Reply by: o__O at Jul 11, '08 00:55 | |
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Keenimod None Gangster Dead Jul 04, '08 02:01 Jul 11, '08 02:01 Look people--all I can say is this unsponsored very poor gangster is wishing he'd sent his $500 over to me right now. His next of kin would be $450 richer! Man, how many people need to die before the survivors start seeing the light? |
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| Reply by: o__O at Jul 11, '08 02:09 | |
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| Everyone always believes they are gonna live forever, and with that sort of mentality they are sure as heck not gonna send away any money and get 90% of it back when they are immortal. Besides its a fairly good bet your just gonna send it to your mates and wait to get killed. | |
| Reply by: ThePhoenix at Jul 11, '08 02:33 | |
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Actually, Phoenix, I'll be true to my word about doing exactly what I say I'll do. But I don't take small amounts seriously. And there's no way to know if I'm being truthful or not without sending me money and I don't blame anyone for not sending money because I probably wouldn't myself. So it depends on how sure you are that you're going to die and how much you think I might rip you off. And I don't have any mates, actually. lol. Ask anybody if they know me. They won't. |
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| Reply by: o__O at Jul 11, '08 02:36 | |
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Well, apparently very high-risk brand names such as the WAR BANK take time to gain the trust of the public. :/ Who's going to be the first real customer? Hmmm? Who thinks he's going to die and would like to risk just $100K (not very much) in order to test the waters? |
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| Reply by: o__O at Jul 11, '08 03:20 | |
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