Slash was walking down 5th avenune strumming his axe when suddenly a man appeared from the shadows

"Psst.. Wanna buy some Coke? Only 8k per unit"

Slash, being a reformed drug addict had to think long and hard about this.. He knew from experience that the local dealer often sold his drugs for a much higher price than what this lad was offering.

"Ok, I'll take one Unit"

"One Unit?! Are you taking the piss, one fucking unit? I'm offering you this at a great price, why on earth would you only like to buy one unit?"

Slash turns to the sky and points at the rooftops of the nearest building

"You might not be able to see him, but there is a man up there that watches everything. He's under orders from God to watch all criminal activity and reward us where we achieve certain milestones. If I buy this one unit from you, I can then go down that next block and buy more units until my bag is full. Once full, I can then re-sell these units at a much lower average than the local dealer requires, thus resulting in a very small profit, but a profit none the less. I've found that if I do this whenever an opportunity like yours arises then I will quickly complete the achievements that the man on the roof top is watching me for."

"I don't give a fuck if there is some man on a roof top giving you kudos for selling your shit at a profit, its an insult to me that you think you can purchase 1 of my units at a great price over and over again until you've obtained your achievement. YOu think I want to stand here all day while you run back and forth between me and another dealer to obtain minimal profits multiple times?"

Slash shrugs his shoulders

"I don't really care if my actions upset you, unless someone else is here offering to buy your shit at your price, I know you'll sell it to me and I can follow the steps I mentioned before. I know it might annoy you, but is it really that big a deal? You still sell your drugs, I can then get boxes ticked from the targets that God has set us mafioso, its a win win situation really"

"Win win my ass, you realise that everytime I sell you a drug unit I need to mark it down, your causing me a lot of paperwork you asshole"

Slash shrugs his shoulders

"Deal with it fella."

Slash purchaes the one unit and sets off on his routine to buy and sell, running up and down 5th avenue hoping to purchase as many low priced drugs as he can

(OOC: For anyone not understanding my point here.. Does it annoy you if someone purchases 1 unit from your DFP? If so, please explain how much and why. I'm not sure how common this practice is. I've used it many times and i've heard of a few others doing so also)

(OOC: Is it annoying to receive a message personal message for every unit sold? Yes it is, but I have to admit I've done that exact thing in the past. I'd say it's just as annoying as the fact I have to put on pants every day. It takes very little time for me to delete the personals or put pants on and it saves the person buying or the people looking at me a lot of trouble. That 100 times selling coke seems to be a doozy of an acheivement and you gotta do what you gotta do to get it.

That's for most people. If I found out YOU, Mr. Slash, are doing that to my Drug Front I will happily return the favor with a series of blank pointless mails.)

Slash stifles a chuckle at WhereWasI's claim of sending blank correspondence in retaliation

You know, i'd actually enjoy some playful retaliation. Provided I'm alive and kicking after said retaliation, of course.

Faceman dances down the street all happy with life and on hearing slash speak he offers his thoguhts wityh a cheeky grin

If it pleases you, i will happily randomly buy one unit of your drugs, anything to help family out.

knowing full well this is not what slash wanted faceman continus to dance on down the street