Well, here goes. Once again, it's time to figure out where you want to risk your money. By now, everyone knows the drill! I'll return 90% to anyone who banks with me, within 2 hours of the time before I become a gangster.
Send me a key word with your transaction so I can identify your next of kin! |
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Oh, um--nothing under $50K will be considered a legitimate investment. All smaller transfers are gifts to me, so for those of you jokers out there, don't expect I'm going to hold your $10 and $100 donations, it's your bad. |
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Fuck. I only have $49,999. Guess I'll have to take my business elsewhere. |
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You tease! Goes off and crys |
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