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| A Translation | Started by: Spam_Man on Jul 12, '08 20:37 |
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Ok so we have all heard the speech from Ace_Rimmer about stopping this war and calling a truce. I'm afraid some of you may have not heard the true meaning of it though, so naturally with my super spam powers, I am able to see past the words and let the world know the true meaning of what was said and here it is for all to see. "Ok Skulls is right, enough is enough. It's time to end this & not with my bloodlines normal way of ending wars. It's time to offer an olive branch, I have sent Mr Corleone telegram asking if we can meet for talks." I can't kill you, you have killed everyone else, I'm a bit worried I may be next. "This war has ravaged our community, what was supposed to be a quick & easy takedown ordered by my former Boss Don Animal has gone on for over 30 hours." Why wont you die I'm in over my head, I thought someone else would be doing all the hard work "we are left with two leaders who are not involved in this war for new people to join & they have all the members they can take," I've just realised the seriousness of this and don't like it, maybe this was a mistake after all "I have ordered my family to cease fire on Mr corleone's, I will not be shooting any of his members untill we have met and come to a discision. Also I am trying to move my HQ out of his city but I am waiting on city hall." I hope this stalls him long enough so I may get another shot off without anyone else dying or him killing me "Am I afraid he can hit me? No I know for a fact he can yet I'm still standing after over 30 hours because he hasn't even gotten a shot off at me and I can quite easily continue evading his shot untill I hit him." oh god please don't let him get a shot at me, I'm a little bit worried" "And if Mr Corleone does continue to fight then what? Alessia dies, Hampster dies & if he gets a shot off I die? thats 125 less places for new people to join." All my friends are going down with me, damn why didn't this work out as planned. now I feel guilty "You talk of rogues yet I see no evidence of the current CL's offically authing Mr Corleone to stay a leader, I also see none of Skulls or Iris' hit squad hunting me. Further more the only officaly authed leader in this war is Alessia & her captain, so if I were to become her second captain that would make me legitimate." This wasn't the first plan but hey If you pick up a chance card and it's a get out of jail, you don't throw it away do you? Please note this is just me picking up certain points of the speech if I have missed something then let me know but I may not really care. thank you all for your time if you want a years supply of spam then just let me know and i will try my best to make it happen. |
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| "At last! Someone is talking sense! Congratulations spam person, you have earnt your spot on my Christmas card list! Just one last thing though....what is the secret meaning if after all these shenanigans are over, all of the CLs involved called a truce?" | |
| Reply by: DrBunsenHoneydew at Jul 12, '08 20:47 | |
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I think you're quite obnoxious for putting words in peoples mouths, how the hell do you know what they really mean...? simply, you dont |
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| Reply by: telkin at Jul 12, '08 20:48 | |
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I love interpretations. I may be Ace's LH currently, but this still made me chuckle. Some of the things Mr Spam has claimed here are interesting, but make of speeches what you will. We all take our own insinuations, most people don't have the testicular fortitude to come out and do this though. Although being a gangster with nothing to lose tends to make it easier and takes a lot less testicular fortitude. |
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| Reply by: Scorched at Jul 12, '08 21:08 | |
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first you call me obnoxious and then you say I dont know what I am talking about! I dont think you realise the Spamifications your words will have in the future. |
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| Reply by: Spam_Man at Jul 12, '08 21:10 | |
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| I just dont think it was a very wise choice to be blatantly disrespecting those who could kill you is all | |
| Reply by: telkin at Jul 12, '08 21:16 | |
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I really believe Mr Rimmer has more important people to be worrying about than me at this moment but thank you for your concern about my safety, its good to know someone cares. |
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| Reply by: Spam_Man at Jul 12, '08 21:22 | |
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| Lol i was talking about ppl in general, not just Rimmer, but no problem =P | |
| Reply by: telkin at Jul 12, '08 21:26 | |
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