*********************** A PLOPPYZEB PRODUCTION*****************************
Take a European city, a city of culture and for many, the birthplace of music. Mozart graced this city and is generally thought to be the founder of modern music. Throw into the equation a little fella. Head too big for his body and very bulbous hands. Some may say midget, the educated know him as an Oompa Loompa.......... |
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Ponder for a moment, does the art inspire the city, or does the city inspire the art? Perhaps they are mutually dependent on the other for survival. Consider, however, if the art was less of an auditory experience, but one that fellates more than just the soul? What kind of city would thrive on such a uniquely fashioned talent? Welcome to Philadelphia... |
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Vienna wandered down the backstreets, smiling, feeling at home amongst the bohemians. The creative types, she mused, were kidding themselves. There is a new class system in town and poetry sure as hell isn't going to win the day.
After swiping her own bottle of absynthe (these oh so nae bohemians thought it a halucinagen, bullshit, they just can't handle their liquor) Vienna stumbled upon a burlesque house. Remembering her past she couldn't help but take a sneaky peek...... |
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As she entered the room, her eyes were treated to a veritable buffet of feathers and fornication, yet despite the heavy odor of hot latex that permeated the room, her attention focused on one man, and one man only.
Truth be told, he was probably only half a man, but there was no doubt left to his gender with the painted on leather miniskirt he wore and the bits that peeked out from below. Their eyes met, and in the hazy daze of incense and roasting sausages, she knew she'd found her perfect match. |
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Oompa_Loompa looked up at this vision of all things woman. It reeked of sex.....literally, she can't have changed her underwear for eons. Oompa was immediately hooked.
Stay tuned for the next action packed, lunchbox filled, smegma free episode of TLOTBV. Please drive carefully. |
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I'm so sorry for these two. How they escaped their cages, I just don't know.
He sighs and grabs Oompa_Loompa and Vienna by their collars, dragging them back to his warehouse. |
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