Well with the influx of new people on our shores, I wanted to start a little organization to give them a bit start up money to help them get along on their ways, no strings attached, no need to return just come on up and enjoy it. For this to work I need everyone in the communities help. With a little over one hundred fresh faces yesterday alone I would never be able to give them all a reasonable amount.
So you there! In the bold! And you! Everyday Joe! Your ancestors were once like them. Why not help them get used to this thing of ours and donate, for every 50 grand you put towards my bodygua...I mean sponsoring one of these fresh faces you will receive. A picture on how your child is doing. An update on their family life, and best of all unlike those silly "Donate to Africa" scams ALL the money will be going to help theses youngsters, not some ruthless dictators pocket.
Now before you all go off on me and say I'm making things too easy, or waste of time, think about this. The number one source of death for fresh people is muggings. If we give all the new people money, the urge to mug would, in theory go down. And when people aren't dieing it gives their kin and others a will to stay on theses shores.
So PLEASE give soon, give deep! And hopefully this can get me lots of drugs...I mean keep lot's of these fresh faces around.
And too all the new faces on shore just mail me, I'll try to get some help your way. |
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Shouldnt crew leaders help with this. Its a high risk business |
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A lot of people don't wish to take that risk. But I have nothing to loose really, so I figured why not? |
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as: The Brady Bunch: The Musical, and Seven Divorces for Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
I feel strongly towards this foundation, so I've already donated, and I urge everyone else also.
Jul 18, '08 16:21 Your accountant has made payment of $XXXXXX to drfeelgood.
I don't want people to think their donations don't count so I've X'd out my donation. |
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I can see why! Few too many X's though do you not think? |
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Not too many X's based on what I'm turning in on my tax forms. |
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This is a good idea good sir, however it does draw one to the question of how we can trust you. How do we know that we are not in fact arming you to survive a World War or paying your children's child support. |
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Yeah, we don't want to be supportin' no dead beat dad! |
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The desire to help new immigrants is something that weighs heavily on my mind.
I try to do my best to help them get acclimated to this way of life, this seems to be something that can help.
I have donated, and would encourage others to do the same. A little bit of risk is worth a lot of reward. |
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Hmm... This does sound a little risky; maybe I should ask for my money back. |
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You can trust me because, if you know me I would never do something that low balled. And if you know my boss you know she will haunt my Coffee shop life for eternity.
And I am no dead beat dad! They can get their allowance when I get my visitation rights! |
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I do have a lot of respect for you though. Its a hard thing to do thinking you might not get paid back. some money is on the way |
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Thank you too all that have donated so far,(Didn't expect it to grow this quick) it really makes me proud to see so many people coming together for a common goal. Well done to you all. |
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I think one of the problems you face with this operation is:
If the newcomers get money for free, what's the benefit of joining a crew?
They'll live on until they become gangsters and then they're shot. I still think that they need to be educated, before they can live successfully in our world. |
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Well the benefit of joining a family is the same. Protection and a place to call home. This is more of a way for them to break into this thing of ours more quickly. |
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*TheGimp steps forward*
"Don't get me wrong, I know money helps. But when my family line was new to these shores if was information I starved for. There is so much to learn here, not only what corner to rob a 7'11 but also how to gain and give respect. How to act as a member of a family....... so and and so forth.
I'm willing to answer any questions anyone has for me. You can stop me in the street or send me a message anytime and I will always do my best to answer it.
But I am sorry, I don't believe in giving away money. It's not that I am not charitable but rather I think learning to earn from the bottom helps our new citizens refine their survival skills. No one ever gets anything unless they hustle for it." |
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I remember my father telling me about the time when he landed on these shores and was looking for a family. His new Boss took him in and gave him 50K to help him get started. My father was so touched by his Boss's faith in him that he worked his ass off and paid the boss back within 24 hours. He went on to donate 100,000 every day to the Boss until the day he died in the war. Dad was asleep when the murdered him... ah, but then... that's another story. |
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