| Sep 23 - 01:33:16 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| The Amazing Willy Wanka AndHisOompaLoompaArmy | Started by: DrFeelgood on Jul 18, '08 22:24 |
| The doctor walks around confused, he found this flier for the latest sex shop run by the infamous Daera and his evil worker Oompa Loompa aka 'the bulbous boys and their hairy shenanigans.' Flying from city to city, back alley to brothel. Until he finally stumbled upon Daera's bar. Gathering his courage he passes that reads "DEATH BY DILDOLYNCH TO ALL TRESPASSERS!" Making his way through the massive wave of drunks and a very frisky Vienna attempting to catch her own 'tail', whilst raping the new members as a form of initiation. (and by 'rape' we mean violate with a dastardly mixture of feathers, summer berries and Chinese fighting muffins) the 'oompa's' thrust excitedly at one another and dance the dance of the midsummer (naked, shaven and not unlike funky chicken) as they their temperatures rise, awaiting the coming of 'the one that will set us free. Speaking out he asks "Is the master of wank around? The password is dingleberry." | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Dingleberry! Hold on, I'm on the inside! bugger. |
|
| Reply by: Oompa_Loompa at Jul 18, '08 22:27 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Bugger we need some sexual related paraphernalia! Iris is holding an odd sex toy day! And I was charged with getting all the party "favors." | |
| Reply by: DrFeelgood at Jul 18, '08 22:38 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
She overhears Dr Feelgood and stops suddenly... I'm having a whaaaaaaa...? She approaches Dr Feelgood with a scowl and raises her eyebrow while tapping her foot. Excuse me? I'm having a what? I told you, that is Flying Pig's thing. I'm a nun at heart. I am trying to live a pure life. A life free of sex and drugs... She looks above her awaiting the lightning to strike her down. Go back to your Oompa Loompas, I hear they like men in skull masks. |
|
| Reply by: Iris at Jul 18, '08 23:38 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| A life of purity?! HA! I've seen the things you and Domino do behind closed doors! That wasn't very "pure" at all! Took me weeks to clean that up! | |
| Reply by: DrFeelgood at Jul 18, '08 23:43 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
And all in the name of 'making cookies' I ask you! Is nothing sacred? |
|
| Reply by: Oompa_Loompa at Jul 19, '08 00:42 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
A man approaches laughing to him self and looking about as if there is a fly buzzing around. Clearly nothing informative can come from this man? Sacred? To ponder the validity of sacrilege is to there upon assume that a belief system created by mere humans worthy of a place among the gods... Such talk is nonsense!! The idealogical derivative of what is sacred is merely speculation and an assumption that one place or act holds equal value among your peers as it does within your own consciousness. Philosophical Psycho wanders off mumbling something about buses and the works of Michael Angelo. |
|
| Reply by: Philosophical_Psycho at Jul 19, '08 01:07 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
She arrives in her new outfit. Strutting her way towards Oompa Pervoloompa and Dr Feelaguyup smiling. See? She twirls in front of them. I am a woman of the clot... Well... I am a nun! |
|
| Reply by: Iris at Jul 19, '08 01:11 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
And how many women are in there? asked the Spanish Inquisitor to a convent full of priestly ladies. The ladies answered Nun! so the Inquisitors left them alone. |
|
| Reply by: Mozart at Jul 19, '08 03:30 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
