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| One Sound Offer | Started by: SoundWarnings on Jul 19, '08 16:03 |
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SW walks up out to the street, the street is busy and starts to hand out business cards to anyone who will take one "Here you are, sir. Please take one and come find me if I can help you out" SW hands you a 'Business Card' as you continue on your way |
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She hears Sound Warnings advertising his services and goes to listen. Expecting him to be handing out coffee samples she is sadly disappointed to be handed only a business card. Erm, uhm, thank you? I think.... Coffee and crack would have got you more attention and appreciation though. Most assuredly more appreciation... Word of advice? Spruce up your business cards and advertising practices love. They are drab and so... BORING. She gives Sound Warnings a way to go pat on the ass and wanders off.. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 19, '08 16:51 | |
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SW wonders who was just talking... Money talks! 2 hours left on this great deal!! (just kidding boss, kiss kiss) |
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| Reply by: SoundWarnings at Jul 19, '08 17:34 | |
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This just in! Free Coffee Samples directly from the Java Cartel for everyone that purchases from me! hurry this offer only good until supplies last!! SW winks at the Boss, hoping for another pat on the ass |
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| Reply by: SoundWarnings at Jul 19, '08 17:37 | |
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One of her family messengers approaches her timidly and hands her a note. She reads it and turns back towards Sound Warnings and glares. Turning on her heal she approaches the young man and hands him the note stating that 100 lbs of her "special" beans have gone missing. Pursing her lips and tapping her foot she waits for an explanation. Sound Warnings, how many times do I have to tell you that the beans in the uber sekrit room are for PERSONAL use only? You KNOW the effects that they have on people. If you don't just read the love letters between myself and Vic before his untimely demise. Personal use is not getting the enti... She stops speaking and a smile creeps across her face and a glitter sparkles in her once ice cold eyes... You might just be on to something here... Hmmmm.. Yes this could work... Just up the production.. She turns and wanders deep in thought up the sidewalk discussing statistics and finances with herself oblivious to anything and anyone around her.. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 19, '08 18:11 | |
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Grabs a card and turns the volume knob down a few notches Swigs back his free coffee Well been a slice thanks for the free shit. Gotta run! |
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| Reply by: Coroner at Jul 19, '08 19:58 | |
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Bunsen walks upto Iris and pats her on the ass "Who was that?!??!? What was that?!?! First of all....I blame Revan, if thats not good enough then I blame Birday. If all of thats not good enough, well, I'll take the blame." Bunsen brandishs his card "Where is all the free coffee for m......Beaker then?" |
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| Reply by: DrBunsenHoneydew at Jul 19, '08 20:04 | |
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She turns around shocked and slaps the good Doctor on his rather large ass. Sir, that is my ass. I did not tell you that you could touch it. HRMPH She leans over and whispers in his ear.. A little harder next time eh? |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 20, '08 03:59 | |
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As soon as Bunsen hears the whisper, his face goes a crimson red "Well I....eh....errrm....eeeh....yeah....." He scuffs his shoes against the floor and fiddles with his hat. A moment later, Dr Bunsen perks his head up "Coming Beaker!!" Bunsen hurries off leaving a bewildered Iris |
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| Reply by: DrBunsenHoneydew at Jul 20, '08 20:14 | |
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