The organized crime is what separates us from the common filth; the riff raff who sell drugs around kids or perform basic home maintenance jobs poorly at extortionate prices for the elderly. We are a cut above, with a set of standards and tenets which govern our way of life. Unfortunately though, some among our number have shown themselves to be incapable of meeting the requisite level of behaviour that I have come to expect and we should demand from our fellows.

They have let themselves down through their actions and poor decision-making and as probably the most popular Don in the country, I want to make sure I don't accidentally give "the rub" to certain individuals just by association. Furthermore, as a linchpin of the community, I feel it is my duty to share my list of those who are no longer welcome in my organized crimes with all of you, so that you can make an informed choice about who you associate with and prevent them from derailed any jobs you might have coming up. 

Anyway here's the list of reprobates:

BuddyBigPaw - Rank insubordination, libellous accusations and continually screaming for the police like a little girl as the least of his crimes. The type of guy to sniff the seat cushion after you stand up. As likely to warn your rival as torch his business. Avoid at all costs. 

Ghostof2011 - Ghost by name, ghost by nature, send him an invite and watch him disappear. Funny story, out of the goodness of my heart I proposed a trucking depot raid to him at 09:21:01. Turned me down to go upskirting with BuddyBigPaw. So weak that he can't carry more than 255 units of marijuana, forget about carrying a successful loansharking operation.  

Gneiss - Very much in name only. Pretends to be your friend sending you private messages and asking if anyone needs any money, but the moment your back is turned he's saying things like "I'm definitely up for ditching him", "fu you LittleSi", and "I swear...I'm shooting you". Two-faced and one-paced. Crime with this guy at your peril.

Drieza - I doubt there is anyone still including this guy in their jobs, but he once failed three crimes in one day. Grandfathered in.

I would strongly advise you avoid including any of these people in your organized crimes and definitely take them off your Christmas card list. I'll keep an eye out for any other rotters and keep you all appraised accordingly.

You're welcome. 

Sniffing is in this dog's nature and I need to get up close and personal to overcome the overwhelming stench from the 12th Street toilets. Having glanced up that skirt a couple of times I now know why they call him "little" Si.

If you want to accuse me of libel then speak to my lawyer MichaelHaller if you can find him. He was last seen asking what happened to his gangster associate. 

LittleSi, you may have just had a run of bad luck, but regardless, I must come here with a revelation. One that disproves your observations... 

I have PROOF these individuals are not malicious and that is due to their inclusion in an organized crime of my own. Notably, the biggest crime one can do. Only the biggest and the bestest crimes in Detroit, if I do say so myself. Humongous crimes. Crimes so big they make the word ginormous seem too lackluster. 

While the majority of my crimes are valiant successes, and I was also offered an extension of help by that of TheNewGuy, Jezabel, and DrPepper, one must not discount the contribution of these three specific individuals. Without their assistance, this depot raid would have been a failure, and I would be sitting in a jail cell and molested. Thankfully, we have all avoided such a fate. 

I now declare that one must invite all of these individuals to their crimes at all costs whenever they appear available. I too enjoy receiving $71,739. All of them received more than me, as they deserve such for their intrepid efforts.