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| Open Detroit - New Ushankas Welcome | Started by: TonyTheTailor on Dec 15, '25 22:31 |
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Comrades, Cold Ears, Detroit gas now entered the Comrade Progamme. Detroit did not request inclusion. Detroit announced itself. Chloe entered our awareness after a corrupt agent in the employ of OdinProtsent was shot. Accounts describe the event as accidental. The Programme is comfortable with that explanation. Accidents are often just decisions made faster than thought. Intent is irrelevant. Outcome is not. Chloe is not a Comrade, she has Cold Ears. She has not earned that word yet. She has been entered into the Gulag and must endure six further shots. Survival will determine whether this was coincidence or destiny. Until then there is no Ushanka. Only expectation. There are already consequences. LittleSi now conducts business knowing an Ushanka wearer may soon be standing nearby. His credibility has improved without him doing anything at all, finally. This is how proximity to fate works. Chloe did not choose the Programme. It chose Chloe. Six shots will clarify everything. For the next 9 hours, The below agents are available to ANYONE willing to embrace the Gulag, cast aside their Cold Ears and earn not only a glorious Ushanka but the right to call themselves Comrade. Michale_Sweatt MauricioDrehs Maud magaly EdwinBraughton Delfina Dale_Laumea Bryant-Tucker BrianSpink Alton_Taylor AlanReynolds Ainsworth FOR THE MOTHER LAND! |
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Teds eyes diverted from his newspaper as he noticed TonyTheTailor giving what he would assume was a well rehearsed speech, something about the motherland, a programme, Chloe being chosen? His chunky fingers removed the smoke from his lips, dropping it into an ashtray as he rose to his feet, he was no stranger to a Gulag but he had no idea what this programme was about. Sounded like some form of punishment.
He stood back, taking it all in, his eyes drifting to look at Chloe from afar, what had she gotten herself involved in, he could only wait and see, not wanting to draw attention to himself he shuffled back through the crowds and headed towards 12th street, maybe SlimRagnarok would have more information? Or maybe he’d be non the wiser then Ted himself. |
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| Reply by: BigTed at Dec 15, '25 22:39 | |
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I was there in South Philly when it happened. I saw Chloe. I saw the agent. I knew exactly what was about to happen. I could have stopped it. I chose not to. Not because I wanted chaos or bloodshed. Because the Programme doesn’t ask for permission, and neither does fate. Chloe pulled the trigger. Accidental or not doesn’t matter. Tony is right about that. Outcome stands on its own. She didn’t ask to enter the Gulag. Most don’t. The ones who survive never complain afterward. She has Cold Ears now. That’s fair. She hasn’t earned anything yet. Six more shots will decide if Detroit gets its first Comrade. I won’t interfere further. I already made my choice when I stepped aside and let it happen. Dec 15, 20:01:31 You witnessed cehol WACK Davidcaparelli FOR THE MOTHER LAND! |
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| Reply by: OdinProtsent at Dec 15, '25 22:55 | |
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Milk, after hearing Comrade Antinov speak about a new potential comrade coming out of Detroit, steps out of the the nearest watering hole.
Good work cold ears Chloe. You have officially entered the comrade program and are no longer a cold ears and for the next several hours are a nonrade.
Only time will tell is you earn your ushanka. I wish you the best of luck and look forward to your warm ears ceremony.
Good luck
- The Only 3 Ushanka Comrade: Milkov |
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| Reply by: Milk at Dec 16, '25 00:03 | |
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Being an outsider in most regards to this program, I nonetheless wish the best of luck to anyone who enters into the gulag. What used to be somewhat confined to Philadelphia is now a bit more spread out and still attracting others. Looks like Peter and his kin's death was not in vain! A great turn of events.
I must say though, watching BigTed poke his head into this side of our lives only to be immediately ripped apart in front of OUR EYES by some unseen, horrific, and otherworldly force, I seriously hope this isn't a bad omen of sorts. A death like that is pretty horrific.
He was just standing here...and then he wasn't. I don't know if all the glitter in the world (brought to you by good ol' Jezabel) is enough to cover that up...or hide the gruesome sight delivered in front of us.
Hopefully this will not impact further gulag runs, especially knowing it seems to have been uninvolved. Sudden death hasn't stopped the gulag just yet anyway! |
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| Reply by: PlagueDoctor at Dec 16, '25 00:29 | |
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Nikolai stepped out of his HQ, a rare sight these last few days, at the sound of gunshots, and of the gods ripping people to pieces in the streets. He saw the crowd gathering around Comrade TonyTheTailor, and decided to see what all the hubbub was about. He passed Comrade Milk, who despite having one more unshanka than him, was still inferior in every way. He walked up to TonyTheTailor after the speech, and cast a glance at Chloe. She looked terrified, but that was to be expected the first time you enter the Gulag. Don’t worry, soon to be Comrade Chloe. I have faith you’ll survive this ordeal, and trust me, you’ll be better off for it. Whether you realize it or not. Nikolai then glanced over to PlagueDoctor. The man may not be a Comrade, having not entered the Gulag himself, but he sure seemed interested in the programme and always around those who had entered. He was almost Comrade-adjacent. Almost. Don’t worry, good doctor. We do not believe in omens. We only believe in Fate, and Chloe is fated to survive. Mark my words. |
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| Reply by: Octavius at Dec 16, '25 00:49 | |
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I completed the gulag before completing the gulag was cool (AND had hats), Natasha can confirm this. Unfortunately my completing of the gulag was not intentional and for that I blame Tangerine. Good luck men and women, may the odds favour you. |
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| Reply by: RocknRollStaaaaar at Dec 16, '25 16:18 | |
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Chloe never came to claim her Ushanka. I think it's because SlimRagnarok has banned 'silly hats' from DT. |
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| Reply by: TonyTheTailor at Dec 19, '25 12:03 | |
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He didn't ban silly hats, TonyTheTailor. I believe the exact ban was for "stupid Russian hats", so Choloe was quite right to give this the cold shoulder. In Detroit we like a fedora upon our heads, a trilby or the timeless working man's staple, the flat cap. Any element of decoration is fine although a strong preference in given to those adorned with trophies taken from the weak i.e. a New York protractor or non-shatter ruler affixed to the rear is considered very fashionable. Meanwhile, we like our "Ushanka" like our comrades, over in Philly or preferably back in the Motherland. |
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| Reply by: LittleSi at Dec 19, '25 14:13 | |
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