BigEasy walks into the streets and begins to hand out a few pages. He places a stack next to the newspapers. He takes a single page and clears his throat. 

"I'm going to present my rendition of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas. Please enjoy and feel free to take a copy and follow along. I am not a poet so please go easy on me. Get it?"

The first day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

A contract to kill three. 

The second day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Two crooked cops, and

A contract to kill three.

The third day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The fourth day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The fifth day of Christmas,

My Godfather sent to me

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The sixth day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The seventh day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The eighth day of Christmas,

My Godfather sent to me

Eight ladies dancing,

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The ninth day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Nine favors owed,

Eight ladies dancing,

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The tenth day of Christmas, 

My Godfather sent to me

Ten judges nodding,

Nine favors owed,

Eight ladies dancing,

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The eleventh day of Christmas,

My Godfather sent to me

Eleven alibis,

Ten judges nodding,

Nine favors owed,

Eight ladies dancing,

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.

The twelfth day of Christmas,

My Godfather sent to me

Twelve trials avoided,

Eleven alibis,

Ten judges nodding,

Nine favors owed,

Eight ladies dancing,

Seven bookies collecting,

Six bricks of Coke,

Five gold watches,

Four thieves running,

Three loaded guns,

two crooked cops, and 

A contract to kill three.