I would like to formally introduce to the Mafia Community-

..~🫳 The Jazzhands Award 🫴~..

Only to be awarded by myself to select individuals who can successfully claim a free lounge credit with a total time of 3 seconds or under.

All claims off Jazzhandsery must be sent to myself via mobmail as a screenshot.
All rewards will also be sent out via mobmail upon review of documentation.

If you don't receive an award from me, it is invalid!

(I expect to be making a Wall of Shame, so you have been warned)

May your hands be swift as the Bop-It.
-Jazz

Looks good, Effort. Sent you a mm.

Also, you don't have to put whatever I send you in your profile, but.. come on, that's the whole point of this  to flaunt how fast you are!! No pressure if ya dont, but it kinds defeats the purpose. Wave your banners high, ladies and gentlemen, and wave 'em proud!!

20:10 <&MRBot> LOUNGE CREDITS: Congrats Capo EIkmilk of Drieza's Bridge Four, Queens, NY! (Just won 1 credit / 7 Credits won on Lounge this character) Click Reaction: 293.89s Captcha Typed: 2.46s Total Time: 296.36s

Much like in the recent snowball fight I have EIkmilk beat. 

18:29 <&MRBot> LOUNGE CREDITS: Congrats Don Eala of LittleSi's Swanfree Swansong, Bricktown, DT! (Just won 1 credit / 28 Credits won on Lounge this character) Click Reaction: 390.89s Captcha Typed: 1.34s Total Time: 392.24s

Eala, Elkmilk, proper qualification for The Jazzhands Award require a total time of 3 seconds or less, not just a typed speed. Valiant effort though! I'll keep up with posts and stay on top of when these come in.

I did it. 

I'm in the big leagues now, baby!

Jazz I don't accept your authority 

Reward myself and Eala or face the wrath of the competition commission.

You came to me for The Jazzhands Award.

I have made the qualifications clear.

Do not make yourselves the first entrants to the Hall of Shame.

Thank you.

If there was a Wankhand award you'd be in prime position to get it. Are you even qualified to give out this reward? Where are your credentials?

It was an idea I had, since I claimed quite a few credits in under 3 seconds. Though the idea of making it under 3 secs wasn't mine, it was in fact my idea to use 3 seconds as the official maximum time for the Jazzhands Awards (which is very simply a flex, nothing more), which was an idea that originated somewhere in my head and one that intend to stick around for a while. I don't see that there's a reason to be upset, as I am simply acknowledging the exceptional speed of individuals on two parts: their click speed and their type speed, which are independent variables. This by no means one is superior to the other, as even I miss credits and they will sometimes sit for quite some time before I end up claiming it; this is my way of bringing more player-based fun and games to the community (as is incentivizes basically a QTE), and I hope that you see that. If you disagree with my methods, please quietly move on.

Also, if you "don't accept my authority" (Elkmilk 2026), then why would you come to me for an award? by submitting an entry to this forum with your lounge credit times, you are by definition turning to my authority to get the award, so I'm confused as to why you're so upset.

To everyone who has thus far been rewarded for their Jazzhandsery

There is still work to be done for me!

What fun would it be to get the award, but have no clue how fast they were?? that wouldn't do, no sir!

So.. going forward, all Jazzhands awards will have the times attached, so we know exactly how fast you are!!

And those of you who have received one already, I'll send you an updated award.

Thank you.

Just here to reclaim my crown

11:28:04 <&MRBot> LOUNGE CREDITS: Congrats Don Geralt of Dean-Winchester's The Dean Collective, Downtown, LA! (Just won 1 credit / 157 Credits won on Lounge this character) Click Reaction: 0.31s Captcha Typed: 1.42s Total Time: 1.73s

Geralt another achievement to add to your next 'from the desk of...'' speech.

Ain't no way Spike has reaction times like that

Eikmilk it's already written into the sequel, along with my award for being the #1 most desired milker

23:47 <&MRBot> LOUNGE CREDITS: Congrats Boss EIkmilk of Drieza's Bridge Four, Queens, NY! (Just won 1 credit / 8 Credits won on Lounge this character) Click Reaction: 206.9s Captcha Typed: 2.6s Total Time: 209.51s

It's still 3 seconds!