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| Organized crime. | Started by: big_jason on Jan 18, '26 03:18 |
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We started out as a five-man team looking to make some money. One of the associates looking he says there's a doctor down the road here that writes prescriptions for cocaine pills. I look at him and say, how much money is it going to cost to send 15 people down there, with 15 doctor appointments and we pay for the medicine, and we get 75% of the medicine. He says, well, if we get 15 people down there and we pay for their insurance and we get our 75% of the pills, we'll probably make $15,000 a person. I look at him and say, if we could get these 15 people down there, 15,000 times 15 would be a lot of money, then. Then I look at him say it's cocaine pills, right? He says yeah, the cocaine pills sell for $70 a piece. So, he lines up the 15 people to go to the doctor, and we pay for all the bills. So, all 15 people go to the doctor. It takes about two weeks. We end up with our pills and then we sell them for a lot of money. So we ended up making about $500,000 and then we sent 25% up to the boss. |
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I was there for the first 15. Not the second 15. The working 15. The one that sits after the 70 but before the 15,000, where everything still pretends to make sense. I had the wrong mask on at the first meeting so I counted as three people, which balanced the percentages nicely. We sent 15 people because 14 invites questions and 16 creates witnesses. Everyone knows that. Each appointment took 15 minutes, except mine, which took 15 seconds because I changed masks halfway through and became pre approved. The doctor asked how many pills. I said 15. He wrote down 15,000. That’s just efficiency. By the time the 15 pills became 15,000 dollars per person, we’d already split it 75 percent 25 percent then adjusted it to 70 percent 30 percent for expenses then rounded it back to 75 because the maths looked better. I collected 25 percent for the boss who I kept missing because he was always wearing my other mask. Two weeks later we counted the money. 15 piles. 15,000 per person. 500,000 maska. About 110 percent confidence. Someone asked how we got there. I said seventy dollars a pill fifteen people fifteen masks seventy five percent out twenty five percent up and they nodded like it was a system which is how you know it’s organised. |
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| Reply by: TonyTheTailor at Jan 18, '26 10:17 | |
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Transistor was awoken early in the morning by 15 knocks at the door. He took 150 steps to get to the entryway of his home. He fiddled with the doorknob 1.5 times before finally opening it and looking down at a slip of paper. "Transistor, get the fuck up the new big jason lore just dropped" |
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| Reply by: Transistor at Jan 18, '26 18:18 | |
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Nike ran in the room with just his socks on and gave big_jason a high 15. How do legend? as his 15 fingers went through the air he could see 15 masks on the floor. Nike shouted 'this is absolute madness big dog' I will give you $15 for your $15 million. How about that? big_jason knew he was on to a winner and handed over the $15 mil Nike took the money, high fifteened the big dog and went on his merrily way |
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| Reply by: Nike at Jan 19, '26 15:47 | |
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I watched as Nike snagged the 15 million, waited for him to walk out the door, And I met him there, With my fifteen hands in the air waiting...
Yeah, I do believe you owe me 15 million dollars, 1 million in each of my 15 hands should definitely cover your debts... For now |
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| Reply by: Spicoli at Jan 19, '26 23:39 | |
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Bigeasy patiently waited behind Spicoli's car for the right moment to strike... Though he didn't know who it was at the time "Hands up I want to see 15 hands in the air, 75 fingers, or I start spraying" As Spicoli turned around and Bigeasy notice who it was he ran the other direction dropping his gun where he previously stood. Nothing but a small dust cloud was left behind. He shouted over his shoulder as he ran, "Sorry sir! Won't happen again. I had no idea it was you." |
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| Reply by: BigEasy at Jan 20, '26 02:59 | |
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I don’t know why Spicoli mentioned the 15 hands. Surely that had nothing to do with the 15 million. I mean the buyin are only 1,500. I mean, nothing is on a per-person basis. In the first 15 hands, the clock gives players 15 seconds to think. That might produce 15 million, depending if player slow play or not. Of course, poker people be slow balling. Now, 75% could constitute 15,000, but millions are out of the question. Now what was the question? |
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| Reply by: MsRain at Jan 20, '26 05:09 | |
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P.S. This is Buster. Rain's goat, hooked on coke. I think this is a solid investment. |
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| Reply by: MsRain at Jan 20, '26 05:22 | |
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Milk shows up 15 minutes late to the OC
I can't believe that I am 15 minutes late! Damnit.
Now what am I supposed to do with these 15 masks? I even went to the doctor and had fingers installed so I can have 15 fingers.
The only upside of having 15 fingers is I can now eat 15 pieces of pie much easier while I give 25% tribute of my cut to the boss...
Thankfully he only wanted 15% of the cut. |
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| Reply by: Milk at Jan 22, '26 17:55 | |
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