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| The Hamsters Resurrection | Started by: Dawn on Jul 23, '08 15:39 |
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On a recent trip to LA I was walking myself down the LA Bolevard when out of the building flew this massive pile of flesh. Not eveing thinking twice I rilfed through the body looking for anything worthwhile. Disappointed and not able to find anything I just kicked the body and walk on by. About 10 steps later I was accousted by 3 of the biggest thugs I had ever seen. Dragging me back to the body on the street corner they demanded the items I took from the lifless body that was slowly turning cold. Stammering and crying I said I had nothing... then one of the thugs slapped me across the face and I fell into the massive body. Coughing loudly at first I did not reliese it was not me, but the body on the ground. Standing and wipeing himself off Stood the Largest Hamster that I had ever seen. The Thugs snapped to attention and I picked myself up from the ground, The Hamster lending me a hand ,.. why thank you sir. I am glad to see that you are alright, take care sir I hope the rest of thee day goes by better for you. I wandered down the street grabbing some ice from a local vendor and applied it to my face. |
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| Forgive me, I am slow... is he dead or is he not? | |
| Reply by: Bogart at Jul 23, '08 19:48 | |
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Sees the massive rodent rise and bigin walking down the street Somebody fetch the SpacePope to bless us all! I do believe we have seen a miracle here! "Either that or I'm losing my freakin mind," Bogie thinks to himself as he stares in disbelief. |
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| Reply by: Bogart at Jul 23, '08 20:09 | |
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| Well he is looking a little fluffy around the edges ... or ruffled at least. | |
| Reply by: Dawn at Jul 24, '08 09:10 | |
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| Im confused I thought I was going to see a hamster? and possibly a zombie :/ | |
| Reply by: Reaperofsouls at Jul 24, '08 15:00 | |
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| Seems to me "Reaper" that you were a little late to grap this guys soul ... Better luck next time | |
| Reply by: Dawn at Jul 24, '08 15:50 | |
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| A giant Zombie hamster. . . I can see a box office hit in that. | |
| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Jul 24, '08 18:40 | |
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| I am not sure that would sell in America but it would be a hit in Japan | |
| Reply by: Britt at Jul 25, '08 13:46 | |
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