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| The night i wish to forget | Started by: LargeHamster on Jul 23, '08 16:51 |
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LargeHamster walks out his reopened HQ in LA Well ladies and gentleman its been a bit of a crazy day hasn't it, let me tell you what happened. Well from what I can recall anyway. LargeHamster clears his throat I was out partying last night and damn it was a good night I'd just got Consigliere so me and Alfonsi Timello and the other LA staff went out for a few beers to celebrate. So we nipped by the local bar. A lovely little bar in LA our usual hang out. So we had a few beers chatting about the days before the HQ in LA was built, and how lucky we are to have such an amazing family. So as the night dragged on we realized we got rather hungry feeling a little drunk after our 6th pint noticed a new restaurant in LA that we hadn't came across Sal's Pasta Paradise if I do recall. So we got our food I know I ordered the Rigatoni Logana, with clams as I found the receipt in my jacket pocket this morning, but the rest is close to a blur I can only fill in gaps from what Twisted_Sister, Diamond and Buddy Nielson had told me this morning. From what I was told Buddy decided to take Diamond and Twisted_Sister home while Alfonsi and I continued on to an unlicensed strip joint in a gritty part of LA that hadn't been refurbished since the Last CL had fallen (I'll have to work on that). At some point during our time in the bar Alfonsi and myself were competing to see who could drink the most, as you could probably guess we both lost out in the end. I woke up early the afternoon in the middle of a cemetery, a dog licking my face, I don't actually remember leaving the club or what happened in between my leaving and getting to the cemetery. But anyway it's all good. I arrived at my HQ about 30 minuets later with a crowd gathered outside asking questions about why my HQ had closed and why there crew leader and his RHM had fallen. After I put there minds to rest and trying to convince everyone that I was alive and well I tried to find out where Alfonsi had went and why he hadn't returned. Another 20 minuets later a car pulled up and Alfonsi stepped out. Ive got to admit it was a relief to see him alive and well and I made a vow not to try to out drink him ever again, as it defiantly isn't big and clever anything could have happened. Well that the night I wish to never remember and hope this puts peoples minds at rest. I'd now wish to say that I Roditori di Los Angeles is still open for business and will be for sometime to come. LargeHamster steps down from the podium and lights up a cigarette and steps back into his HQ |
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Pfft, amateurs. I could so outdrink the both of ya. |
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| Reply by: Snorlax at Jul 23, '08 17:33 | |
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Wonders how much they actually drank... I bet you guys could get a sponsorship if you really tried. |
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| Reply by: Corleone_Jr at Jul 23, '08 17:59 | |
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I think I know what happened Sir: I believe I saw Twisted Sister slip a roofey into your drink / I think she wanted to take advantage of you. Well that is what I think I saw. |
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| Reply by: Dawn at Jul 23, '08 18:00 | |
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Bunsen chuckles to himself "Whats that Twisted Sister like eh?! I swear she tried the same thing on with me....or was that last nights dream?? Hmmmm..." |
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| Reply by: DrBunsenHoneydew at Jul 23, '08 20:15 | |
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see.. this would of never happened if you just stayed in the Family Bar!!... walks off with her hands on her hips |
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| Reply by: Carnalita- at Jul 24, '08 06:12 | |
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Alfonsi Wakes up in the middle of nowhere with an enormous Knot on his head. As the haze clears from his eyes and he starts to focus, he takes a look around to see if he recognizes anything. To the left and right it seems to be nothing but Huge fields and in front of him seems to be a never ending road. "WTF happened".......Alfi gets to his feet, sort of stumbling still trying to come around He looks down to the ground and see's his jacket laying there next to his feet. The jacket was swung open revealing a tiny piece of paper sticking out of the inside pocket Grabs the piece of paper, and starts to read. ---------------------------- "Alfi... Come down to the HQ later we are gonna head out for a few drinks" Regards, -LH --------------------------------------------- Alfi thinks to himself about if he had met the boss or not...he begins to worry something may have happened. He races off down the street hoping to make it back to the Boss in fear something has gone wrong. After running a few miles down the long never ending street, he hears a faint noise in the backround. He stops for a second and takes a look around....Hmmmmm...nothin. He begins heading back down the street towards what looks to be an intersection. "Where the hell am I" - he thinks to himself. He stops running to get a breath of air leaning on the sign on the corner of the intersection. "God I hope the Boss is OK" - he says under his breath. As Alfi gets up to start his running again he hears yet another noise off in the distance. He turns around and sees a faint spec comin down the street pretty fast. He steps up on the grass and waits to see what this spec is. "This better be a car" - he looks in the air and says. As the spec gets closer he realizes it is a car. He quickly flags the oncoming car down in hopes to get a ride to the HQ. The car pulls up beside him and stops at the intersection, the driver leans over and rolls down the window. "Hey son can I give ya a lift?" - The man says in a voice that would make you believe he knew me. "Sir I would appreciate that very much" "Where ya headed partner?" - The man says in a friendly voice. Alfi hops in the car and shuts the door. The man takes off headed back towards the city. After about a 2 hour drive back to the city you pull up out front of the largest establishment in the City of Angels. As you Open the Door you see the Boss and a few of his men beside him. Alfi hops out of the car and thanks the man for the long ride "Damn Boss am I glad to see you. I don't know quite what happened but I am glad to see you are still alive and well." Alfi shakes the bosses hand as they both enter the HQ to get back to business |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Jul 24, '08 07:34 | |
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Apon over hearing a discussion related to herself, Twisted sister steps up to the small group. Sorry to intrude, but roofey's are So last season... I mean, ahem, Now now dear, I wouldn't pull something like that on my boss and my colleague AlfonsiTimello, I might be twisted, but I have much more fun when my victims... I mean friends are awake. Twisted Sister twines a strand of hair around her finger and grins wickedly Welcome back from what ever wacko strip joint you two hit. This worlds not the same with out you. |
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| Reply by: Twisted_Sister at Jul 24, '08 07:46 | |
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| But is the world the same "With them" ...Just wondering Sister , you know how guys get when they get ressucted, soon they will think they can walk on water. | |
| Reply by: Dawn at Jul 24, '08 09:16 | |
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A bystander walked up to the group. They all got quiet as the stranger started to speak. All were curious as to who he was and what he had to say. "It's bullshit folks. Every bit of it. Bullshit pure and simple. LargeHamster is pretending not to know what happened. Well, I know the truth, but I'm giving him the chance to fess up. " LargeHamster looked at the stranger curiously. He couldnt' ever remember meeting him. And he figured he wouldn't kill him just yet... let him speak. The outsider looked around the group and continued speaking. "TwistedSister you're close, real close, but no cigar. Yes, LargeHamster was at the strip joint, but it's what happened after he left the strip joint that got his ass into this situation." With a mischievious grin, the stranger looked straight at LargeHamster. "So you ain't talking, huh? Omerta you say? More bullshit I say. You want the truth folks? I'll give it to you... " After more or less a dramatic pause for emphasis, the stranger blurted out "Hamster's old lady caught his ass whoring... That's right! Caught his ass red handed with that lil cutsie babe from the strip joint! She bitch-slapped him so hard he woke up with amnesia! And when Alfi jumped outta the shadows and tried to come to his aid, Mrs.Hamster got him too." The stranger was laughing so hard he was holding his side and trying to catch his breath. "I'm sorry sir, but I had to tell what I saw. I just happened to be cutting through the alley when I saw the lovely Mrs.Hamster sneaking up on you from behind. Then she blindsided you, and you went out like a light. She looked madder than 10 kinds of hell, so I wasn't about to help. Hell hath no fury! The whole thing reminded me of why I ain't married. I turned my ass around and ran outta there before she came after me." Still trying to regain control, stop laughing, and catch his breath, the stranger gave LargeHamster a respectful tip of the hat. "Here's looking at you, kid." The stranger quietly turned and mingled into the busy crowd of passersby. |
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| Reply by: Bogart at Jul 25, '08 11:30 | |
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