KentBrockman wanders into his new HQ to make a shocking discovery

As he just finished a nice warm fresh glass of Goat milk he stepped into the HQ looking for a small payday to begin his travels far and wide to get the latest and greatest news for all to hear.

but right here we have make a shocking discovery MILK stocks have taken a dip, yes I know you are going to want proof and here it is!

Your crewleader does not have sufficient funds to pay you.

We cannot let this continue.

Your accountant has made a crew donation of $1 to EIkmilk

It’s not much but it’s honest work

Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to EIkmilk from your account.

Thanks to my high connections to a business CEO and a recent (and might I say MASSIVE) lottery win, I have made a sizeable donation.

Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to EIkmilk from your account.

Hopefully this will help so solve his little problem. Eventually when I get as big and charming as Kiel, I will consider a very generous donation of $2, but I am not committing until then.

Times are hard in New York. 

Compared to slum cities like Detroit and Philadelphia the rents here are sky high.

Plus my esteemed colleague TextBasedMafiaRPGMan is doing a cracking hand job for me and spending a lot of my residual funds on finding me a wife.

If things get much worse I'll have to turn paydays off for at least one day

To perform my first miracle as the second cumming of Christ I would like to donate to this cause. 

Your accountant makes note that $666 has been wired to EIkmilk from your account.

I saw someone looking for a rich husband. I heard a rumor she was deported for scamming for a Visa or something. Maybe she will come back legally next time!!  But this was news to me:

I never knew there was a first. Must be in different King's Bible. 

I never knew there was a first. Must be in different King's Bible.
 

You exist due to the first cumming my child. 

I always thought you did a rib thing. That's it! I am a believer now. I am making ribs for dinner now. Thank you Christ. 

The 669 dollars donated so far are a wondeful testament to the sense of community milk naturally brings out in people. From babies to weird adults, drinking a big glass of milk has come to represent brother and sisterhood as much as nutrition. Please keep the money coming, and in much larger numbers if possible. 

Listening to all the people proclaim miracles and donations, it struck Tussy as odd that no-one had looked into getting Elkmilk a wife, so his hand wouldn't have to keep bribing all these women to proclaim their affection. As it happened, he was in good supply.

'I would like to donate one of the many women who may fall into your liking - it would save a pretty dime and stop the need for further looking!'

Let's make one thing clear,

KentBrockman was in no way made to kill himself over his inflammatory and personal attacks on the BOOMING milk business.

Kent did so on his own volition.

That he did so after pocketing a cool $200k is not insulting or offensive at all.

Kent is most likely suspected of being a plant of notorious freak DaveGoggins. Word on the street is Dave was recently fired as LHM for gatecrashing Simon's live blogging and may soon be looking for a new home. 

When you need some milk and don't have any its a burden. But when you have milk and don't need it, no one cares. 

Milk stocks are at an all time high.  

2 Milk's, 1 crew.  Unlimited calcium.  

we have the strongest bones in all of the land.