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| Blue Belle Suite - Corktown | Started by: Reggie on Feb 24, '26 20:28 |
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Reggie closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, taking in the corrupted air, he coughs a little and lets out a gasp. He had returned home…Reggie had been away trying to make it on the west coast, starring in low budget movies trying to crack Hollywood to no avail. He also tried to make it in the music industry but i guess the world wasn't ready for that sound just yet, that was when Reggie decided it was time to return back home, that home being corktown detroit. A familiar smell greeted him, a smell so pure...piss. Reggie heard a rumour there was an uprising in corktown detroit, an uprising of swans, this was not acceptable, with an abundance of skills in his arsenal, mainly good looks and a whip he found in his bedroom, Reggie went to work. It was an easier task than first anticipated, he rounded up all the pesky swans with his trusty lasso, at that point an idea popped into his bird brain. It was time to put these birds to work. Step right up, Step right up, I welcome you to the new and improved Blue Belle Suite, it's much like before but more run down and shitter a place where everyone is welcome. Reggie takes his stance as MC on the street corner, ready to make an announcement. “All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come get it, pussy lovers! Here at The Blue Belle Suite we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got swan pussy, Spanish swan pussy, yellow swan pussy, we got hot swan pussy, cold swan pussy, we got wet swan pussy, we got smelly swan pussy, we got feathery swan pussy, bloody swan pussy, we got snappin' swan pussy, we got silk swan pussy, velvet swan pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come get it, pussy lovers! Remember $5 room rental on top Beak jobs are a 2 for 1 special for 1 week only! Don't muk on the birds, its a bastard to get out of the feathers. Pay on the door Have a good time If you use the upstairs room, just go there, I don’t wanna hear all the details capisce?” |
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I should probably congratulate you on making a name for yourself and taking control of your own district Reggie. Yet I struggle to find the appropriate words to express my feelings about this. In fact the only thing that comes to mind is; «God, help us all» |
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| Reply by: TheNewGuy at Feb 24, '26 21:00 | |
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Each to their own. I think I might have finally found the place I will meet my wife. TextBasedMafiaRPGMan, please don't let this opportunity slip. |
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| Reply by: EIkmilk at Feb 24, '26 21:10 | |
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I heard there was to be a Swan Penny Pussy Blowout where by if I buy one piece of Swan Pussy at the regular price, I could get a second piece of Swan Pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny, is there any truth to that rumour? I mean, it would be pretty hard to beat Swan pussy for a penny! |
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| Reply by: MichaelHaller at Feb 24, '26 21:29 | |
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Congrats Reggie. You have single handedly prevented the uprise of heavy and hard blue balls. I hear those can be quite the nuisance. |
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| Reply by: TheGarbageTruck at Feb 24, '26 22:55 | |
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This is something thst these cities have been crying out for. Cat lovers of the world unite and take over. There is nothing better than having somewhere to go a see all these extravgent felines. For the prices to be so cheap to come and stroke a pussy is out of this world. What a business idea you have had Reggie. All the best my man. I just hope you can keep the dogs at bay |
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| Reply by: WaltDisney at Feb 24, '26 23:45 | |
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Cheers to bald birds and purring kitties. Give it to them good and find that perfect, bleached blinding star. Best wishes Reg. |
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| Reply by: Christina at Feb 24, '26 23:53 | |
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