Yankee stood outside of his family's vault. They had been quietly saving up for a professional crew crest that they could conveniently paint outside of their headquarters to let people know that’s where they lived. Yankee always thought it was weird people would do that, but it was professional? As he looked on, he noticed money was gone. TAKEN. STOLEN. ROBBED.

He was seething in anger and began to imagine kicking PropertyManager until he squealed like the little piggy he was. He just knew he had to be the family thief. Who else would send $15 million out to someone by accident when they were drunk and be too embarrassed to ask for it back? Certainly not Yankee. It had to be ole’ PM.

He sent out for an investigator. He knew of one man who could figure this mystery out like a comic book villain stealing from a charity. Yankee had contacted the strongest, smartest and perhaps the strongest boss detective in the entire community, TextBasedMafiaRPGMan to investigate.

In the mean time, Yankee had began to question his own family on the possible whereabouts of said $15 million. It was a lot of money, too much to just GO MISSING and not blame some poor scapegoat. He assembled his staff of Minaxi, Atropos, Norella, Nivora, JoeyDiFrancesco and Nilmerg. Certainly none of his prized Dons would steal $15 million. SURELY NOT.

As he began to put some pieces together… He realized Minaxi would be the most likely to get away with it, but she has money and wouldn’t steal it.. Yankee surely knew his #2 wouldn’t do such a thing and the thought disappeared. 

Atropos, the family #3. Yankee had his suspicions until he remembered Atropos lived in a house without windows on a foundation and he knew the Greek wouldn’t steal, he would just quietly take paydays until he amassed $15 million. 

“Dammit, that’s two prime suspects down..” Yankee thought to himself, figuring out who to blame. He realized Nivora had given him most of the money, so unless she planned to steal it, just to donate it again, donation fraud? She was very unlikely to be the culprit…

Nilmerg had been sleeping the whole night away and it was likely he wasn’t the thief, but Yankee always had his suspicions.. He was too quiet.. Apparently has a day job while the rest of us lounge around the family headquarters.

Joey and Norella, two of his trusted Dons, also two very funny sounding one's. The rest sounded fairly normal, but these two? Norella could barely speak English for being in America and Joey pretended to be American but always kept an Australian flag in his family bunkhouse (Which I paid for btw, the bunk beds are nice, please consider joining me).

He just couldn’t be sure of the two.. If it was them at all. Surely Norella, who was a professional organized crime do-er and Joey, the man who had four thousand agents, give or take a few, on payroll. It just didn’t make sense.

He began to think of people outside of the family who could have manipulated their way into his vault. Perhaps the infamous Organized Crime King, ChickenCat, could have organized a crime into the family vault and stolen the $15 million, probably with the help of Norella and Minaxi.

Could it have been Klein? He was always pretending to not understand English and only spoke Spanish but Yankee could have sworn he's heard him talk normally. 

“Hmm” He said as he reviewed his list of suspects. He just couldn’t imagine any of them doing it, having the gall to do it, or even smart enough to heist Yankee. He began to think, perhaps no one stole it? Maybe it was just borrowed without asking?

He began to read through some notes from the last few days to see if he remembered anything.

“Apr 06, 16:26:21 Your accountant has received a crew donation of $500,000 from Nivora.

Apr 05, 20:06:09 ChickenCat purchased 42 lbs of your Cocaine for $352,800.

Apr 05, 14:50:52 Your accountant has received a crew donation of $500,000 from Nivora.

Apr 05, 07:02:01 You paid Mr-randomguy a payday of $30,000.

Apr 04, 22:54:22 Your accountant has made payment of $15,000,000 to ♥Norella.

Apr 04, 22:14:19 You transferred 10.00 credits to ♥Norella.

Apr 04, 04:58:54 You transferred 10.00 credits to ♥Norella. 

Apr 03, 20:11:29 Your accountant has received a crew donation of $500,000 from Nivora.

Apr 02, 20:50:22 Your accountant has received a crew donation of $500,000 from Nivora.

Apr 01, 20:20:08 Your accountant has received a crew donation of $1,500,000 from Nivora.”

Hmm, no sight of the 15 million. Yankee sighed and hoped the investigator would find his money before he had to kill PropertyManager.

Reading this felt like a true crime documentary; I felt like a true Sherlock Holmes. Until one line, I spit my hot chocolate out, as I analyzed the words in front of me.


Apr 04, 22:54:22 Your accountant has made payment of $15,000,000 to ♥Norella

No, there's no way, no possible way it could be Norella, but the proof is right there? No, no way it could be like that.

Was I Sherlock Holmes? Could I be just as smart as he is? If even Yankee couldn't figure it out then it must mean I am the smartest DeadRabbit there is!

I too have heard about this possible connection, but could it be so easy? I don't think so. Norella claims the $15 million wasn't stolen, but that particular statement was for "due overtime and harsh working conditions". I'm not exactly sure what it meant, but I don't think that was the stolen money, but good eye.

I am still waiting for our lead investigator to wake up from his beach nap.

I knew it, I wasn't a true Sherlock Holmes.

IT WAS PROPERTYMANAGER KILL THEM.

Surely you had a hole in your pocket and it just fell out. It is easy not to notice these things when you are drunk or busy chatting to someone about important business? 

Might need to check all the pockets from here on out. Make sure they are sewn up tight. 

No way could it be anyone in our family of course. 

It is a very big possibility. I have the feeling we couldn't have anyone in our family that would steal $15 million, certainly not to buy properties, or to send to random people when they're intoxicated, no one comes to mind.

Perhaps I dropped it over time? It truly is a mystery of what could have occurred 

Do I have three brand new sparkling properties to manage? No comment.

Did I purchase these with my own money? Unlikely.

Am I part of a throuple with Yankee and Norella, or Kristoff and Minaxi? I'd like to be.

None of these help with the investigation but explain a bit of life in Queens