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| The reopening of Detroits finest couch club | Started by: TheNewGuy on Apr 13, '26 06:52 |
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Yet again TheNewGuy slowly walks into a dark back room of a run down brothel. This time followed by son of Regman, Reggie. As expected TheNewGuy adjusts his wrinkled suit, clears his throat and speaks in a laid back, chesty tone. In front of him was a gathering of all the finest Detroit criminals. "Hey, everybpdy calm down. Don't make make me work hard to say this.. So..I'm standing here today to point out what an outstanding job you fellas have done here in Detroit. No, fuck it, who am I kidding. I’m standing here because the late, God damn, MichaelHaller couldn’t figure out how to keep out of harms way from a silly rogue. As a consequence Detroit now needs a new leader, and guess who was forced out of retirement to do it. Thanks a lot MichaelHaller. As I reopen my couch club, this time city wide I repeat what’s been previously stated; Never volunteer for nothing. If it sounds like work it probably is. Blame Regman, or well Reggie at this point. Do 10 % and take all of the credit. And there we have it. Nothing more to see here. Have a good day. Run along now. Yadda yadda. |
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