One of the key skills required for the Godfather Chairman role is to be a good judge of character. Fortunately my heightened canine senses provide me with advantages in this regard. So here's the list... 

Caveman

Can you get manlier than a caveman? A man, a cave, a club (that he occasionally hits Interlude with). 10/10

Bruiser

Bruiser. Need we say more? He’s like a freight train with fists. A real tough customer. A dockside bruiser with nothin’ to lose. That’s a real man. 10/10

Reggie

Fucks given? 0

Questionable sexual favours provided including by avian compatriots? You don’t want to know. But if you do want to know then visit the Belle Blue Suite.

Pimps are manly. Although not necessarily the best of men. 9/10

Bjorn

Only 11 and already married to the Godmother of NY. The ultimate toy boy. Probably has abs like steel girders under a silk shirt. 9/10

Interlude

The second best safe cracker in the whole country. Not bad. But if you need to get through a locked art gallery door to access that safe then you’ll wish you hadn’t invited him along. Useless! That said busting safes is manlier than picking locks. 7/10.

Minaxi

Technically not a man, but that hasn’t stopped her showing more kahunas than the poor excuses for human beings referred to further down this list. 5/10

Monarch

A late entry to the list and a marginally below mid table position. Honestly I’d forgotten he existed until I counted the number of names on this list and compared to the number of crews in the game.

Claims to be a Monarch, not a king, that raises questions. Buddy prefers answers. 4/10

Keypunch

Punching - manly

Keys - neutral

But now that I know he’s actually called “meow meow”….shudder…3/10

Shaggs

A gentleman never tells. This guy made it his name.

Tries to make up for it by setting his crew loose to kill RATs. It doesn’t make up for it. 2/10

DetroitSimon

Each generation of the Si family has removed Shitcago at least once. An honourable endeavour I’m sure most would agree.

However, until he updates the IA list (last updated Feb 26th) his rankings are capped. 2/10

Norella

Any woman toking a cigarette to the tune of a whimsical song is worth taking notice of, but is still a woman. That said, she probably wears the trousers in that relationship. 2/10

TheNewGuy

So insecure in his own identity that he claims to be new, even though he isn’t. Even feels the need to tell people he’s a guy…1/10

Yankee

Rogue! Wake up! Get pros!

I’m refreshing in Downtown LA….see them in locals?

Let me check…

No…just Yankee…cowering on the West coast again

0/10

It is to no ones surprise that I often like to visit my beach home in Los Angeles in times of panic and terror.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

The only thing you're good for in LA is a failed OC.

Listen.... the title of this speech is ranking by manliness not how big a gentleman you are. I'm sorry, I thought this was America

The pawn shop will continue to target all RATS until an amendment to these rankings are made.

If you want to make an amendment then you’ll need to prize this list from my cold dead paws.

Yankee should at least be a 1/10 due to having Knights and a round table. Surely that is manly, right?

Very fair assessment honestly. I am a DUKE. I have my own knights, squires and peasants ready to die on my word to fight in foreign and domestic wars to placate my fragile ego.

How is that NOT manly?!

Following this fresh evidence brought to my attention Yankee has been bumped to a 1/10. Knights are indeed manly.

Yankee wears a dress around the HQ and makes me call him Princess. Give him an extra point. It takes confidence to be that flamboyant in the face of toxic Mafia masculinity 

BuddyBigpaw wasn't on the list.

He's right below Yankee at a baffling 0/10. Anyone who brags about a "big paw" is lying; size speaks for itself.

No one ever complained about the size LucaChangretta, although I accept that paw size isn’t something that people spend much time thinking about.

And come on Minty. Lockpicking is about dexterity and patience, safe cracking is about sledgehammers and brawn. Your opinions are simply invalid on this matter.

PropertyManager is slandering man. I have NEVER done that in the HQ. As for the second part, I plead the fifth.

I will however take the second point if it can be readjusted.

And Luca has some point, if I'm a loser 1/10, WHERE IS BIGPAW?

BuddyBigPaw,  you’re getting it a little twisted.  Norella is a 10/10 even toking a cigarette to the tune of a whimsical song. “She enjoys being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but she can wear the pants.” (Whitney Houston)

How manliness is that?

I think you need to update your list to include the sexiest name in history. The first 11/10 ever recorded is coming up. A name so painful on the eyes, it makes you weep

I was reading this smiling until I see a 2/10 for DTSimon, that's bullshit it should be 0/10

And then I look down a bit and I see Yankee with a 0/10??? What kind of awful tier list is this?

Brace yourself @______I_______ (or however you pronounce it)

Imagine, if you will, a leader with the following characteristics.

The ranking abilities of Monarch

The gun building abilities of Monarch

The street presence of…Monarch

In fact, are you Monarch in disguise?! 4/10