WhereWasI emerges from his laboratory hidden below Fort Annwn screaming,

I've done it! I've finally done it! I must tell the world of this scientific marvel.

WhereWasI is slapped by Chimpanzee,

Don't even think about it, we need to take him down stealthfully, not announce this openly. He'd never expect to be taken down by one of his monkeys. Go finish up on your journals while I do the major thinking.

WhereWasI begins writing in his scientific journal he kept for Project Chimpanzee.

Log 68.5, we've finally done it. Not only have I taught a monkey to talk, I've taught him to turn on his original master. It all started way back when we first thought of the idea of converting one of PoisonousJelly's monkeys. I tied up -iocaste and put him in a cage with a banana. The first monkey to see him immediately ran in the cage and was too busy beating -iocaste to protect the banana to notice that I had closed the cage behind him. Thus, Project Chimpanzee was officially under way.

We quickly named him Chimpanzee (gotta stop letting Bleddyn pick names) and began to wonder how we could use him. We realized we had to remove the PoisonousJelly mentality he had been brainwashed to follow. This would be complicated...

I thought I had tried everything. I tortured him, starved him, and hit him with hub caps but he still craved the touch of a hubcap. One day when I was losing hope, I noticed that every time I brought up the conversation of the failures of this little known group known as the Reds Chimpanzee would hold his ears and almost cry. So to drive the poor Chimpanzee out of PoisonousJelly's control I began a conversation with Bleddyn every time I showed Chimpanzee a hubcap. Slowly over time he began to get enraged at the sight of hubcaps, and I knew I had made massive progress.

After weeks of testing the monkey I noticed he started taking up to many qualities PoisonousJelly didn't have. He was learning to not steal, appreciate quality things, and read, write, and SPEAK proper English. Their was no Scouse in this monkey any more, and he seemed to be an actually intelligent being.

Over the days I was trying to think of ways to brainwash Chimpanzee into killing PoisonousJelly, when it finally hit me. He was no longer Scousified. He should naturally hate Scouses. So I put a picture of PoisonousJelly and a banana on opposite sides of a hallway and he was too busy ripping apart the picture to even notice the banana. So I simply asked him if he would help me kill the Scouse Lord and he responded,

"I'd like nothing better."

We're now going over strategies for taking him out, and only time will tell how successful we really are...

Be careful you can never ever trust a monkey. They are cunning and smart. They are almost human like.