An analysis of a would-be Godfather’s communiqué to his family...

Today I took money in exchange for taking the life of Skorpeon. I'd like to ensure you that we are not guns for hire nor will we ever be. 

Um, that means you are a gun for hire...

The New Orleans war: Like a true coward, Skorpeon refused to help until after the battle was won, despite the people that saved him (Detroit) from the battle with Chris_Flannery asking for his assistance.

This is an absolutely sound way of waging war...

The New York war: During the New York war Carlo_Maldini shot both Max and SpookzBoyToy, leaders from two cities that were in no way involved... They soon got involved to protect their cities. Skorpeon spoke to me at this time and asked if he was going to die for not helping... I told him no, it was our fight not his, but also said it could be in his interests to help, as NY were shooting people who weren't involved and his city could be the next target, which was more than likely given the events. He either didn't care about the threat to his city, or knew something I didn't about Carlo's choice of targets. I'm led to believe he was in cahoots with Carlo, but whichever it was, me no like!

“Me no like”?  Mein Gott...  Again, I see no wrong doing here...

Donnie_Dumphy: One of Skorpeon’s Capo’s shot Donnie, this upset me greatly… He sent me money, but money won’t get me Donnie back :(

SOP being followed.  What gives?

Grizzly: A consigliere from Chicago was caught red handed shooting a NY LHW’s bodyguards, I shot him dead… Skorpeon told me people from his crew were deliberately targeting us in NY in order to provoke us into attacking him… WOW!

So you do what the rogue wanted you to do?

I told him to look at his city, and think long and hard about who he trusts to be given their made button in the future, but had already decided he wouldn’t have a future. If there were indeed people in his crew plotting to get him killed, what the fuck was he doing about it?!

Asking you for help?

This morning I was approached by Cory_Chase he told me he wasn’t happy with the way the city was going and put the entire blame on Skorpeon, and asked for my services in his removal for a suitcase full of cash.

Hmm, that makes you a two bit hood, nothing more, nothing less.

Thank you to all those that assisted in the plan and another successful day for the Outlaw!

This is an embarrassing day for the so called leader of this crew

I'm sure the masses are oh so grateful for your "excellent" paraphrasing skills, from a speech heard by the majority several days ago... Bravo!

Marston rolls his eyes at the abomination that stands before him, and shakes his head in disbelief that anyone is this pathetic...

To those that didn't catch it, this is the unadulterated speech I gave to the troops of New York, on the night I removed Skorpeon.

***Mass Mail to crew members of Marston***
Today I took money in exchange for taking the life of Skorpeon. I'd like to ensure you that we are not guns for hire nor will we ever be. If I hadn't have killed Skorpeon tonight, I'd have killed him tomorrow night along with the rest of his city.

A combination of events led me to that decision, so here they are in chronological order...

The New Orleans war: Like a true coward, Skorpeon refused to help until after the battle was won, despite the people that saved him (Detroit) from the battle with Chris_Flannery asking for his assistance.

The New York war: During the New York war Carlo_Maldini shot both Max and SpookzBoyToy, leaders from two cities that were in no way involved... They soon got involved to protect their cities. Skorpeon spoke to me at this time and asked if he was going to die for not helping... I told him no, it was our fight not his, but also said it could be in his interests to help, as NY were shooting people who weren't involved and his city could be the next target, which was more than likely given the events. He either didn't care about the threat to his city, or knew something I didn't about Carlo's choice of targets. I'm led to believe he was in cahoots with Carlo, but whichever it was, me no like!

SealZ3: This is how a new player to our community was dealt with by chicago: http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/250518

That particular member's son/daughter is now on their way to becoming a fine member of NY's criminal enterprise, because we deal with new players with patience and understanding... The way we should!

Donnie_Dumphy: One of Skorpeon's Capo's shot Donnie, this upset me greatly… He sent me money, but money won't get me Donnie back :(

Grizzly: A consigliere from Chicago was caught red handed shooting a NY LHW's bodyguards, I shot him dead… Skorpeon told me people from his crew were deliberately targeting us in NY in order to provoke us into attacking him… WOW!

I told him to look at his city, and think long and hard about who he trusts to be given their made button in the future, but had already decided he wouldn't have a future. If there were indeed people in his crew plotting to get him killed, what the fuck was he doing about it?!

I wasn't willing to wait around and watch another of my hard working members die because his most trusted men weren't happy under his leadership; his death warrant was signed…

This morning I was approached by Cory_Chase he told me he wasn't happy with the way the city was going and put the entire blame on Skorpeon, and asked for my services in his removal for a suitcase full of cash. Excellent, a pay check for doing what I was already going to do, thanks!

The plan went ahead with full success, and now Cory has the task of rebuilding a broken city, which he ensures me he is capable of… We shall see…

Thank you to all those that assisted in the plan and another successful day for the Outlaws,

Peace!

John Marston

I daresay, if anyone's an expert on "embarrassments", it would be Kuku.

You forgot the subtext of my dear leader's mail in your idiotic attempt to slander him, Kukes. Let me enlighten you: "I shot Skorp because he deserved it, and because I could."

You want to cry about it? I humbly invite you to do something. But, I forget, crying like a little girl with a skinned knee is all you CAN do, isn't it?

You are a joke. Your bloodline has always been a joke. Your bloodline will always be a joke. Not even being a vegan could do anything to make you not a joke.

Cry yourself a river. Build yourself a bridge. And get. The fuck. OVER it.

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

I'm not entirely sure what this means, but my friend built me a bunch of these yard-signs and said it would be appropriate for, and I shall quote:

Any instance of Mr. Kuklinski speaking in public.

And now Mr. Kuklinski is speaking in public...

I guess that means that it's time for me to use the sign. JohnGalt pulls out a large mallet and pounds the sign's stake into the ground with three powerful blows. He steps back for a moment to consider whether the sign is sufficiently upright and whether it needs to be rotated. Aha, looks perfect. Any old feller who walks by this corner can read it just fine and dandy. I wonder if other people will understand its meaning. The sign reads:

Do Not Feed The Troll...

Magenta walks in and decides to put her two cents in..................... I have to ask the question, is it really effective slandering someone publicly? I, for one, think it unnecessary and rather childish. Everyone has who they are loyal to, so you saying how you feel about them only tends to make you look like a bitter fool. This public display of foolishness I have seen regarding a few candidates of late, have been stricken from the record, so I dare say this one will likely be as well...... time to grow up and move on.

Was anyone else thinking that maybe he would've fallen off the face of the earth in his small absence?

She watches on laughing.

John, dear, I think the words were too big for some to understand. If I might suggest simple symbols that even the great Kuku can understand... It might be easier for others to grasp the concept of his trolling techniques and help urge them not to be involved in his discussions.

When are people going to learn? Really? Kuku's worth your time? It's just the same shit recycled from his ancestors using different names.

She grabs the box of crayons she keeps in her handbag for such occasions and draws a simple sandwich with a red circle and a line through it and a picture of a troll with a similar red circle and line through it under the words on John's sign.

Unless you are willing to be food for the Kuku Troll I suggest moving on. He'll just mash you to a pulp with his gums as he has no real teeth to bite with.

Warped walks through the streets minding her own business when out of nowhere she stumbles and nearly trips over a sign with big print.

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

 

Irritated, she looks at it a second time. What in the world does this mean? She looks up the street and sees a small odd looking man spouting off at something or other. What an ugly, foul mouthed creature that is! Warped begins to approach to give him a piece of her mind when she sees another sign. It has pictures drawn with crayons. The pictures have red circles with lines through them Warped now understands! With one last look of disgust at the little creature, Warped walks away without giving the little man an audience.

Fuschia walking down the street stands in shock at the disrespect by a mere civilian. She laughs at the sign she sees Warped putting up and nods. She then decides to take the advice of said sign and continues being proud to be serving New York and its people. Saluting Marston and hailing another taxi Fuschia goes back to new york to find a new hat to go with her new outfit.

Its time to move on, its in the past. Everyone has , now its your turn to do that.

Abnormality shaked his head,turning back and walked past everyone

JV was about in one of his usual business rounds when he sees a crowd of people gathered at the corner of the street. He makes his way through to see what the commotion was all about. He glances at the sign boards and then at the peculiar looking man ranting about something. He gets what was going on and sighs.

Have you nothing better in the world to do?

He then turns to the crowd.

Clear off, people! This ain't worth your time. Just a silly old troll making a fool of himself...

He then turns and glares at the sadfaced man.

NOBODY trolls around with my boss and gets away with it!!! You probably won't ever fuckin' get that.

JV looks at his watch and then with an annoyed expression, rushes away.

Kuku... you're bitching someone out for something like this?

Wasn't your bloodline part of plenty of double crossing and dodgy dealings with my bloodline when it comes to bodyguards not so long ago? :)

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Let us know when you want to say something that isn't massively hypocritical son, ok?

Mr-Kuklinski took my name but not my writing style. Marston's line and mine go way back, I consider him and I cadres and I wish him no ill will. Mr-Kuklinski is no relative of mine.

Can people change, Marston? 

Cory_Chase can't. This is what he does. He did the same thing to attain his first city even though he already had a family. Pure scum that one.

Guys... let backstabber rest in peace

So, what you are saying, in essence, Tutte, is people can change?

My experience is, they generally don't.