No, I’m not lost. I wasn’t on my way to ‘Help Alley’ and accidentally splurged my words out early here in the streets. This is a serious point, a thought piece if you will.

Why can’t Scottish people take pros?!

Many will be au fait with the tale of the late Godfather Chairman Matt found slain at the hands of a mysterious property manager who had landed but days earlier packing nothing but a bazooka in his trunk.

Now Rorschach, murdered by an assassin yet unknown, but again, believed to have been previously inexperienced in the art of war.

What did they have in common I hear you ask? No, not the assassins, but the targets…Scottish heritage! 

But what is it that makes them so easy to kill? A 1 in 1000 chance of these twin calamitous events. 

Is it an anti Celtic conspiracy? Should Buddy be worrying about his Irish grandparents? Or is this a strictly North of the wall kinda thing? Will drinking Irn save us? Or is too much Tennants part of the problem?

Can we save our Highland cousins from further cold blooded murder? Should we even care?

Im not sure if it makes the situation better or worse knowing that it was me that took the failed pro shot. 

Regardless. I definitely think theres some shenanigans going on and the Scottish are being targeted.

I don’t think that makes it better Matty. I don’t think that makes it better at all.

It sounds like some sort of coup from within. John de Menteith levels of treachery.

I suspect it's because they're all wearing kilt.

Without wearing underwear they've lost a vital armor later and made themselves vulnerable

Plus they look like chicks

I pray our dearest CatChicken hides away, perhaps in a future mansion in Los Angeles in the future so he doesn't have to suffer the same fate as poor Matt and Rorschach

My kin has taken a liking to you buddy. I mean afterall you you are a stand up guy when it comes to available employment around here. You actually speak with your crew and city members consitently. You have a good track record. I'm suprised you do not know the Scottish can do anything they want and successfully. The Scottish as well as many other nationalities get into a deadly jam. I assure you this is not a trend with the Scottish.

We do have another serious issue happening though. Have you took notice?

Minaxi - please tell me, for the love of god, you haven’t locked all three of them in the same room together?! You’ll be lucky if one is still alive when you next open that door! You’ll be unlucky if it’s Matty.

Boom - perhaps that is it. When they put their mind to the act of shooting or being shot then someone dies. They just can’t help going through with it thoroughly?! However, if you have another topic to discuss then perhaps another corner of these broad streets where you can formally introduce a separate topic? Alternatively I see you’ve already been speaking in ‘OOC Alley’ and you can continue the discussion there

Kuku lives in Scotland.  That's all I'm going to say

TheDuck listens into the recent convo and learns about these evens and thanks the one true God above, that he was born Irish. 

Freixenet is so glad they have never been to Scotland. Scotsmen are a different breed who love wearing skirts and eating deep fried mars bars

Most are too drunk to shoot a gun and are better not proing at all

How do Scots rank when it comes to killing allied pro-wackers?

The Scots are a proud, strong people who don't do things by halves. 

Pro a non-Scot, they're protected for a few hours, pro a Scot and they're protected for the rest of their life.  
 

Most people take a pro shot hoping for survival on both sides. Scots apparently view it as a blood pact with fate itself, once the trigger is pulled, somebody’s ancestors are getting notified.

At this point I can only apologise to Scotland as a whole and respectfully request that all remaining Scots be kept at least three districts apart for public safety reasons.

Sacre bleu! These are challenging times, no?

Resting his breakfast cigarette on the saucer holding his coffee cup, Enjolras sips from his glass of aged Chateau Lafite sitting on the table in front of him

As a long time supporter of le Auld Alliance, it - of course - saddens me to see these friends of France being slaughtered… and the only reason I can draw is that this is another conspiracy those pesky Anglais have dreamt up. Clearly it’s envy. Envy of the style Scotland and her subjects possesses. Oui. Even us - le Francais - can’t style out a skirt, yet somehow these barbarians of the north manage to look fearsome despite being ballroom ready.

Three districts apart? In a world where each city has but two districts…what a cruel turn of events. Perhaps the safest option is to keep the numbers spread between different cities at all times? Ennis has the right idea. I’ll be upgrading our standard wartime mattresses to fully bulletproof rooms. In fact, maybe add soundproofing in case we get a round of bagpipes…

Perhaps le Scarlet Pimpanel will save them from execution under Monsieur @Enjorlas’ watchful eye?