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| Is Buddy invincible? | Started by: BuddyBigPaw on May 23, '26 09:04 |
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As you round the corner you come across a dog bent over a corpse in the street, sniffing away at its crotch. As you go to shoo it away you suddenly realise that it is in fact the Godfather Chairman of LA himself. Awed by his presence you stumble back! Out of the corner of your eye you spot the dastardly Buu attempt to euthanise the noble hound. But as he pulls the trigger his arm jerks away. Buddy arises majestically. Like a cat with nine lives, but better. Around him lay the bodies of the late great Minaxi, the tolerable TheNewGuy and then a few various other peasants including the guy with the name no one can pronounce.
Tens have tried, all have failed. The closest anyone ever got was that time DetroitSimon, overcome with range at a stealth PP, shot at one of my many bodyguards.
It is pitiful to watch.
So again, I ask the question, is Buddy invincible? |
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How many property based pro wacks have you survived? |
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| Reply by: PropertyManager at May 23, '26 13:18 | |
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Ah yes, the true test of a hound I invite you to test my defences. One time only. Purely for comedy value. |
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| Reply by: BuddyBigPaw at May 23, '26 13:22 | |
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Minaxi. Folks, people are asking very serious questions right now. Is Buddy actually a dog? Or is he secretly a cat? Because nobody survives this many attempts. Nobody. Nine lives. Maybe ten. We’re looking into it. |
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| Reply by: PlayersFavorite2025 at May 23, '26 13:53 | |
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| Nothing will ever get in the way of those paws. The best fucking paws to have walked these shores. | |
| Reply by: Flowah at May 27, '26 22:53 | |
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| Buddy were invincible indeed but sadly it didnt helped enough to spare his life. Nothing is as it use to after he and many great other buddies hit the caskets. | |
| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Aug 16, '26 06:43 | |
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| All dogs die but the greatest of dogs live in the memory of its family forever and not it it’s time for the little ones to grow big and strong | |
| Reply by: Freixenet at Aug 16, '26 07:54 | |
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