So, there was an unfortunate incident earlier today. Rumour has it that four leaders fond of cheap imported beef from Mexico, were struck down by a debilitating case of Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis. One of those affected... or infected, was my dear friend, Crew leader and Godfather, TheNewGuy... a man who was legendary in his own lunchtime, and while you might wonder at how a man with a brain the size of an Etruscan shrew's was able to contract BSE/CJD, do I look like a Doctor? Yet he was able to achieve the rank of Godfather Chairman twice in the time it took my father to get shot once. This is something I hope not to repeat. 


My family has walked these streets for as long assed time, in fact before official recorded time, and so I am naturally looking forward to continuing to work with Reggie, someone near and dear to my bosom, and someone who like me has stalked these streets for longer than most people can remember, particularly those with BSE. Hopefully, as the 4th CL to inhabit Bricktown in recent memory, we can finally get it right and help rebuild this once fine city. I doubt I'll be given a chance, but Spikey did stop by to wish me well, so I guess there's that.

Anyway, if you have a problem, and if no one else can help, and if you can find the mail icon, maybe you can join, LA Frat.

Once fine city? The place is a pit and I should know. 

Has the 395th generation of your family discovered pro wacks? Time will tell. 

Its not quite that many, despite the lack of Prowacks, and mis-timed delivery of the same, my family are usually quite long lived, so I doubt we're into treble figures to be honest, but its hard to tell given that we predate official records. And for the record, it was only a pit while you resided here, ever since the 1953 Municipal Swan Prevention Act was enabled, it has been substantially better, more of a pothole than a pit.

The only reason you made it this far Mr LaFrat, is because of me.

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Who needs a pro I say?

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Bish bash bosh. Carlo_Tiscalli is the first in his family line to sleep through a war and wake up the other side.

Meanwhile poor dear @______I________ was taking a big one in the face like a real man and I was seeing bullets barely kiss my fur.

Flippy walks up and pats @Carlo_Tiscallo on the back and whispers "We know it was only 393 generations."  

After glancing at your mental healthc screening, you will be well suited in Detroit. It does concern me there is a zoo in Reggie's parts. Afterall, we did put our heads together and came up empty as to exactly what Reggie does. I am inclined to believe he does not feed those animals. And if this is the case expect a little visit from me. 

Congrats Carlo. 

Sorry BuddyBigMouth but I assure you I am most certainly not the first of my line to sleep through a war, in fact I have slept through quite a few. This time however, it took me almost a full hour to realise that TheNewGuy was already dead when i woke up. This is why my style goes so well with Reggie, he is drunk and reckless and I am sober and feckless. We all know you like to play with your weapon, in fact Cristoforo was telling me only last week about how you polish it every day, and twice on Sundays... and the grunts from your room as you try to get the tarnish off. Oh, you didn't know we RHM talk to one another? Well its... actually its false, but some of use do, but I have never spoken to DuchessDingleberry, of that I am almost certain... well as certain as someone of my advanced years can be.

Thank you Flippy, I'm sure Reggie will be only to happy to see you at his zoo. If you ask nicely, he may show you his naughty simians, they are famous for throwing poo, and then he has to spank them, at least that's what he tells me.

Yes, this is a great day for Detroit. Hurray and Hurrah. May this run be blessed and active, and better. I have authorized this.