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60 seconds of Madness (RP ish) Started by: Rhuarc on Jul 30, '08 07:05
Walking through the Philly mental institute, I, felt pitty for the inhabitants, all under the care of DrFeelGood and his "HelpDesk".


A friend had been put into their care, the native Indian, Black_Wolves_501. He was a religious fanatic, often believing himself to be a Monk or Bishop. Previously, he was a great hunter, nicknamed Legolas because of his accuracy with a bow. Now, he had been reduced to a delusional patient in this hell whole of a hospital.


"OhCrap!"


I'd walked into JohnnyTorrio, nicknamed Jimmy_Urine because of his tendency to piss his pants. Johnny was another delusional case, prone to believing himself a historical leader, Caligula the Roman emperor or King_Richard, it just depended on the day you saw him. Once, I caught him trying to lift up hit ceiling, he was Hercules that day, a real Catastrophe waiting to happen.


"Have you seen my FlyingWig?"


I felt pitty for him, he wasn't after an answer, he wasn't really talking to me, just voicing his thoughts, I left him behind in a StonedSilent way.


Upon entering the hospital, you had to sign in as a guest, MarieAnne' was on reception today, along with Giovanni_Moretti, a trainee doctor.


"Morning, just sigining in to see Black_Wolves again."


I took the pen and signed my name, noting that Black_Wolves had been visited by Dominico-Antonio earlier that day.


"Who has been in to see him?" I demanded.


"KraKra! KraKra!"


"What?"


"KraKra! KraKra!" They waved their arms as if flying.


"What the fuck?"


Confused, I ran down the hall in search of my friend! I found his room and kicked open the door!


"Where is he, where is he?!"


I was greeted with heat, a large Flame stood in the room, ready to Scorch anything and everything, behind which stood Monyet, the Twisted_Sister, a nurse filled with evil and hatred! She was controlling, manipulating the fire, like a web of heat, and she was the WebSpider.


I turned and ran again, straight into the wall, I remember falling and then nothing, blackness.


When I woke, my friend EricCartman was stood above me, I was in bed, staring up at him.


"Hey Rhuarc, it's me. I've been speaking to Dr Bogart, he says everything will be OK, just lay there and it'll be fine. Take your medicine everyday and we'll get you out of here."


I looked up at him, what was he talking about?!


"I'm fine mate, just fine."


I tried to sit up but I had restraints on, I was tied down!


"What's going on? Why am I tied down?!"


The look I got was one of pity.


"Wait, you think I'm Insane? I'm fine, the Indian chief is insane, the twisted nurse who controls fire, she should be here! Johnny pisses his pants for Christ sakes!"



The End
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Wandering down the street, Caligula hears a man rattling on about some very bizarre happenings...intrigued, he steps in a little to hear the rest of the tale.


Very good, Rhuarc, enjoyed that. Thanks!
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overhears Rhuarc telling his story when he is finished he feels he must clear up something


Sir I think you have gotten yourself confused and jumped to the wrong conclusion. I am not a trainee doctor, I was merely there trying to get that receptionist to go to dinner with me, didnt work she said she was busy washing her dog and walking her hair or something like that.


My father sometimes tried impersonating a doctor and got into a whole load of trouble for it, so I certainly will not be going down that road anytime soon, other than that nice story even though parts of it confused the hell out of me.

Strolls off down the street laughing again at someone thinking he was a doctor
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Walks up to Rhuarc to explain why he was at the hospital


Well you see I had a crazy night last night and I decided to get errrr... ummm... a VD test.

starts to sweat


Its not like that. Just Percaution!

starts to sweat heavily now


GODAMNIT, don't look at me like that!

starts to walk away quickly, and in the distance Dom yells


IT WAS NEGATIVE BY THE WAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
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great story my friend... and I'm quite flattered with two people chanting my name... twice!!! ahahaha
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