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Simple solutions to age old problems | Started by: Sleazy-P-Martini on May 11, '12 23:23 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I come here today to give a solution to problems others have had.
Those problems are... crime and unempoyment.
I say...we legalize crime.
I know it seems silly but think about it, if we legalize crime, there will be no more laws broken and no more need for police.
And be legalizing crime, it also gives a job to those who have none.
And remember, vote Sleazy-P-Martini for president |
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If I wanted the government to take a cut, I'd have a 9 to 5. I like my money pouring in, not trickling. |
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Reply by: Drpepperwrecker at May 12, '12 00:40 | |
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You do make a good point. However, I still gotta stick to my beliefs on this |
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Reply by: Sleazy-P-Martini at May 12, '12 00:47 | |
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President? I have to point out sir, you will need to do something about your hair ;) |
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Reply by: PUREGOLD at May 12, '12 06:23 | |
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Sir, if you want to be "the" President, you'll need to understand the "politics" first. People, people. Meh. |
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Reply by: Poopsicle at May 12, '12 06:54 | |
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Mr Puregold, I have it on good authority that it is the hair that makes the man.
Sleazy pulls out his comb and gel and begins touching up his hair |
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Reply by: Sleazy-P-Martini at May 12, '12 21:15 | |
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