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| Without Further Ado | Started by: Iris on Aug 01, '08 11:24 |
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A tall woman steps out of her warehouse. She looks next door to what used to be a run down shack with a few windows to see a bright and shiny new storefront. Her eyes survey they drawing crowd until she sees Kangaroo. A smiles forms on her face and her eyes light up. Ever since Daera left me I have been searching for "the right man" to fill his shoes so to speak. I have found that man. Kangaroo has shown me that I can trust him. He's a great motivator. He works hard... I really can't say much bad about him, other than he smells like wet dog hair half the time. Many people have asked my why I haven't set a captain up before now, quite simply, it wasn't the right time. She turns to Kangaroo and hands him a set of keys and gives him a way to go pat on the ass. Thank you, for everything. I cannot wait to work with you. Philly's going to be a great place to visit once again. Maybe we can put a bakery in your store... Ooo... I know.... A dress shop! Kidding!!!!!!! Although you'd look cute in pigtails. She coughs and turns to those around her. Without further ado, I announce Kangaroo as my Captain in Philly and as soon as Squishy is around he'll be wearing that bold sexy ensemble so many love. Congratulations and thank you Kangaroo. |
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WOOOOOTTTTT Everyones favourite Marsupial is getting what he deserves. Congrats matey |
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| Reply by: Mont at Aug 01, '08 11:27 | |
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May god have mercy on us all :P Congratulations Kangaroo. |
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| Reply by: Rabid at Aug 01, '08 11:32 | |
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| A very good choice for the family captain, Iris! Congratulations, Kangaroo. May your hops always be joyous and your bounces always be... bouncy. Best of luck with your new leg of the crew! | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Aug 01, '08 11:32 | |
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Caligula listens intently, nodding approvingly throughout... Congratulations on the appointment Kangaroo, I can't think of anyone more deserving of their chance than you. You've shown exemplary patience and now you have your reward. Best of luck to you, I'm sure you'll do a cracking job! |
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| Reply by: Caligula at Aug 01, '08 11:33 | |
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Congratulations to the marsupial! I for one can't wait for the pigtails! |
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| Reply by: Rhuarc at Aug 01, '08 11:40 | |
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TM tips hos hat and smiles Congratulations |
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| Reply by: TM-Scarface at Aug 01, '08 11:40 | |
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Pig tails or smelling like wet dog, either way, Congrats! |
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| Reply by: JMK at Aug 01, '08 11:43 | |
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Congrats man :) well deserved my friend.....Glad to see you get your shot. Good luck to ya and I wish you the best. ;) |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Aug 01, '08 11:47 | |
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| Well done, Well deserved, good to see you in bold | |
| Reply by: LilWayne at Aug 01, '08 12:16 | |
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| Congrats. | |
| Reply by: Rhett at Aug 01, '08 12:21 | |
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| Good luck sir we had brief chats but your family line deserves this chance | |
| Reply by: Sandman at Aug 01, '08 12:23 | |
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BAH! It is now officially too late to whore you away from Iris' little shop o' horrors to join us here in New York where we could shower you with bagels and pizza... So I guess a simple "congrats" will have to suffice. |
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| Reply by: OhCrap at Aug 01, '08 12:30 | |
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Vader comes up to the street and hears the news of a new captian in Philly Congratulations to you sir, I'm sure you will do a great job in Philly, just watch out for that Iris lady she bites i hear. |
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| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 01, '08 12:40 | |
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Scorch grins and saunters over to where Kangaroo is bouncing off the walls with as much excitement as a Kangaroo on heat. Grats bud, long time coming but it's good to see you getting your chance! |
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| Reply by: Scorch at Aug 01, '08 13:05 | |
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Definitley a deserving person for a captain position. Congrats sir I wish you well. I know youll do a great job and are responsible enough for the role. |
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| Reply by: OldSnake at Aug 01, '08 13:42 | |
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wanders over to the crowd gathering, and over to Kangaroo Congrats Mate.. well deserved Shakes his hand and disappears into the crowd |
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| Reply by: Foofaton at Aug 01, '08 13:46 | |
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| Congrats man and Good luck | |
| Reply by: Shagggyd at Aug 01, '08 14:01 | |
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LargeHamster walk out of the crowd and drops his Cigerette on the floor and exinguishes it with his foot Sir i know you will do Philly proud congratulations and good luck. |
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| Reply by: LargeHamster at Aug 01, '08 14:04 | |
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Well my fucking God. I always knew it would take someone stupid to give Kangaroo a bold suit..* Congrats mate. *dont kill me please. I may have been joking. Ok I probably was. Maybe. |
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| Reply by: Bloody at Aug 01, '08 15:35 | |
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