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| I am King of Detroit Rock City! | Started by: TwoEvils on Aug 01, '08 19:56 |
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Yes yes ya'll.. I will be charging each of you $2500 per day to stay in my city or face the consequences brought upon you by one of my Evil Sides... Reason? Because I am bored and strapped for cash. I will generously sell this city for $50,000. Rules of Detroit "Rock City". 1.No Rock Music 2.No Country Music 3.No Pink 4.No Alcohol 5.No Messaging The Mayor(Me) before first sending $5000 payment. Offenders; first offence, $5000 Fine, second offence, $50,000, Third, Death by Execution. Now Thank you all and WELCOME TO DETROIT ROCK CITY! |
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*Shakes his head* No, no you are not. In fact, in the morning, I think you might need these headache pills! |
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| Reply by: Monk at Aug 01, '08 19:58 | |
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| I don't think you can talk to him unless you have paid Monk. | |
| Reply by: UncleNicky at Aug 01, '08 20:03 | |
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| Sorry to disagree, Uncle, but he said he would charge for messaging.....I'm merely engaging the misguided gentlemean in conversation in the street. | |
| Reply by: Monk at Aug 01, '08 20:07 | |
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Detroit what city? Oh, I'm sure that you meant, of course, to say Detroit rack city, and the confusion was due to your comical Michigan accent. And yes, their hat racks are top rate. |
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| Reply by: SavageHenry at Aug 01, '08 20:22 | |
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She tips her head to one side deep in thought and looks up confused. Rock music? What is this you speak of? I have not heard of these genres. I find myself listening to Vera Lynn and Duke Ellington in my office most of the time. This rock music, do they bash rocks together? I'm confused. She turns to walk away, still pondering this "rock music" and looks back shaking her head muttering. Rock music? Bashing rocks together isn't THAT musical. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Aug 01, '08 22:03 | |
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| Its the newest form of Jazz and its not allowed! | |
| Reply by: TwoEvils at Aug 01, '08 22:46 | |
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confuse, what is this all about Can I have the headache pills? :o |
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| Reply by: PioIo at Aug 02, '08 07:56 | |
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The macho man being trained to know the human anatomy and muscles very well, offers PioIo, his old friend, a head massage to get rid of the headache. as he goes on to massage, he asks. "I am as confused as you buddy." |
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| Reply by: CamachoDesperado at Aug 02, '08 08:57 | |
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Drugs are now BANNED! Got a headache? Go to Chicago to get your dirty drugs! |
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| Reply by: TwoEvils at Aug 02, '08 10:19 | |
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Still confused Where's Chicago? :o |
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| Reply by: PioIo at Aug 02, '08 10:24 | |
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