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| Sounds Saturday Street Sermon | Started by: SoundWarnings on Aug 02, '08 16:44 |
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Well after some hard work for a while, I have taken the last few days to relax, get my wits about me and take a look around. Well deserved in my opinion. You see since I first started this life I have been getting work from the Java Cartel Family, I really haven't done anything else except make that money, I offered up my services once or twice to the boss, she may or may not have taken me up on those offers. My job was obvious, make money. Sure my Grand dad was once voted Best Boss, and I would agree that he made his mark on the community, but does that mean that I was "given the plush office and nice car" as a thug? Nope. as a matter of fact my boss didn't give me a dime. I'm not saying that I worked for all I have, because I haven't at least not directly. Trusted friends helped me out, folks that my family line helped out in the past, and I am sure the tradition will live on. What I have worked for was the respect of my Boss. Lets Pretend for a mili-second that my boss would have promoted me to Made Man if I didn't earn it...we are pretending here, anything can happen...do you think the Right hand Man would have promoted? I'll give you a moment to look up who that is... Green Acres theme plays yea...the answer is no. So what did i do to deserve to become a Made member of this family? Only God, Iris and FP know... I can tell you what I DIDN'T do, which might just be the reason for the promotion. 1) I didn't ask to "Not have to report to anyone" based on who my pops was... 2) I didn't break any rules thinking I was untouchable 3) I didn't run about telling people how many folks I killed and base my entire existence on how quick I am on the draw. 4) I didn't gallivant about as a women when I wasn't (surgery is complete now btw) 5) I didn't lie to anyone about what I was doing with my money. 6) I didn't keep all my money to myself (a rich member of a family is one of two things, "just about to donate or a stingy MOTHER FUCKER!) 7) I didn't disrespect anyone, family or not. I am sure there are plenty more thing that I didn't do that got me this invitation...maybe someone else can come up with some. Remember a lot of the time, its not about what you DO, but more about what you DON'T DO. Thank you! ~SW This has been an edition of Sounds Saturday Street Sermon In association with (unofficially)The Java Cartel |
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She listens and resists the urge to stand up and yell "Halleluja", instead opting for twisting a piece of aluinium foil in her fingers. Finally after Sound Warnings finishes his speech she grins and winks. Well, for me it was the fact you put the toilet seat down. In my family that will take you a long way... Especially with someone like Piggy around. Seriously, I cannot speak for Mr. Piggypie but I have to say that you proved yourself to be respectable, honourable, generous, helpful, dedicated, and very loyal. There were probably other things like the fact you took the time to donate and entertain me... Even though I think I am mentally scarred for life because of said entertainment. You have been able to show me what a fantastic family member and are member of my most trusted associates. You have been an active participant in our Friday night sleepover, you even painted your nails pink and put ribbons in your hair.. The guys loved that in the morning. Really. I heard Domino has a sekrit manlust for you now. Those are only a few reasons... Wow did I totally go off topic there... Must.. find.. coffee.... |
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| Reply by: Iris at Aug 02, '08 17:31 | |
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I must say, Sir, number 6, bothers me greatly. " I didn't keep all my money to myself (a rich member of a family is one of two things, "just about to donate or a stingy MOTHER FUCKER!)" This also says either, "I'm going to use all my money to pay for a bodyguard for myself, fuck you, you're just my crewleader", or.........."I am thinking of going rogue and need my money for an HQ"..........or............"I'm going to give all my money to someone else purely to buy jailbreaks in order to rank up and go rogue" |
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| Reply by: Monk at Aug 02, '08 20:01 | |
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FlyingPig listens to SoundWarnings deliver his sermon. Suddenly, he begins to convulse and speak in tongues. He reaches down and picks up a couple of rattlesnakes and begins dancing around the floor Coming out of his trance, he passes a few words before leaving the scene You pretty much summed it up, sir. The only thing I can add, is that the promotion to Mademan is not an automatic promotion. Go ahead and think about why this is so, and what it means to anyone seeking that promotion. |
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| Reply by: FlyingPig at Aug 04, '08 16:53 | |
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awww, he loves me, he really loves me!! Its nice to know that my family's RH spoke here without any coaxing from myself what-so-ever :) |
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| Reply by: SoundWarnings at Aug 04, '08 17:00 | |
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You did owe 25 pushups!! Oh did you forget? I have it on your to do list. Still waiting for those. Great Saturday Sermon. I'll be sure to be mindful of your preachings and keep my head on as straight as yours. |
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| Reply by: Narnia at Aug 07, '08 17:31 | |
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oh...if I remember right, I was given the promotion first... so in the technical aspect of things...i believe you owe ME 25 push-ups. ON YOUR FACE SOLDIER! |
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| Reply by: SoundWarnings at Aug 07, '08 17:34 | |
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| Due to technicalities, the message you are listening too will be followed by a series of sharp alarms. If this had been an actual emergency, follow on instructions would direct your next course of action. | |
| Reply by: Narnia at Aug 07, '08 17:37 | |
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