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Midget Throwing : A Lost Art | Started by: Sweetums on May 15, '12 12:14 |
It's 2am. It's dark outside. I look over at my clock with the sudden realisation that there are literally hundreds and thousands of people out there getting wasted on cheap booze and generally having a much better time than me.
I rub my eyes, sigh, shake my head and get back on with it. Not because I'm better than them. And not because I'm some sad, locked-in loser either (although that is debatable.) You see, I don't need the usual distractions - booze, fun, women, daylight, other people, normal human society - all fade into obscurity. I care not for these things.
Why? Because I have stumbled upon the ancient art of Midget Throwing!
We are organising an inter-family competition Midget Throwing to take place every Friday night, the winner gets the title of Grand Dwarf Tosser (sorry, its the best marketing could come up with in such a short time).
Sign up below, limited spaces, may the best tosser win.
Sweetums
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Yayyy, you can't beat a good tossing of a midget!
I am in! |
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Reply by: PUREGOLD at May 15, '12 12:17 | |
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Father Jack awakes sitting in the curb to someone mentioning midget throwing |
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Reply by: FatherJack at May 15, '12 12:22 | |
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I like your style, Jack. |
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Reply by: Slash at May 15, '12 12:24 | |
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always looking for victims to be tossed, erm, I mean volunteers :) |
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Reply by: Sweetums at May 15, '12 12:30 | |
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What about the art of tossing a midget off!... Im very partial to that sport, it can be very erotic, my old friend Mr Evil clown first introduced me into this a long while back, he has since relinquished his tossing arm, but im willing to carry on and keep the ancient art of tossing a midget off. |
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Reply by: Orion at May 15, '12 12:35 | |
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EvilClown is no longer allowed near midgets for that very reason. |
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Reply by: Slash at May 15, '12 13:49 | |
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I'm very pleased that the masses have already recognized EvilClown's superior midget prowess. The only reason I've come here is to boast my families ringer for any such contest. Slash you say no longer allowed? I say, temporary retirement! |
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Reply by: Aloysius-Zinni at May 15, '12 14:17 | |
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we all need to be good to the "little people" otherwise there will be no tossing allowed... |
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Reply by: Sweetums at May 15, '12 14:56 | |
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what about spanking the midget, is that allowed? |
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Reply by: PUREGOLD at May 15, '12 19:27 | |
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easily confused with spanking the monkey.. |
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Reply by: Sweetums at May 15, '12 19:28 | |
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