I am happy to chip in $10 if Bjorn is feeling downcast about his lowly hit status. I'm sure if we all dig deep and contribute $10 or $20 if you are like a wealthy CL or something like Rouge, then in no time we could raid his value by at least $2,000

In an unexpected twist of fate, the Black Hand won and it ended up costing them about as much as PropertyManager is worth: nothing. You have to say, that's an admirable effort. It seems they could one day rival The Plumbers after all. 

TextBasedMafiaRPGMan how many hits do you think it would take for someone like DetroitSimon to kill himself?

PropertyManager, let's start putting them up and test this out for ourselves

The hitlist might be a more effective tool than we initially realized

I highly doubt either of you have the resources or the motivation for that. 

They put up 500M for a dead Bjorn and now Bjorn is dead. Hard to argue with those results, LW. The Black Hand hit this one out of the park. 

You could hear the grandfather clock ticking in the background as Striphe sat at his desk messing with papers and a calculator. He tirelessly was plugging numbers and writing stuff down as the time past midnight where he decided it was time to finish up. He leaned back in his fancy chair and inhaled deep from a a fresh cut cigar before throwing the calculator and papers into the desk drawer slamming it shut. As he closed his eyes for a minue to relax he heard the quick pitter pater of footsteps nearing his office door. 

One of his trusted bodyguards Sueann gave a quiet knock on the door frame to gain his attention before quickly spouting out

Striphe sighed for a second and picked up his phone to call Don G0d & Godfather Soseki to inform about the situation. 

After the phone call he grabbed his knife and etched into the wall the following note:

I have recently been hitlisted for over 300 million combined, I had to sell my mafia Pokémon 1950's collection, a few watches, and ask my boss for one hell of a loan to buy these off. Hell even a friend I would have never expected sent me some cash to help out from across the country in Chicago. The boss is pissed as he loves his money and I am not sure what he will do. I do not know if it the Black Hand, Iron Fish, an old grudge, The Plumbers, Evil Spike :p or maybe somebody who wants to be friends but is a bit confused on where to start. We remain strong and rich as fuck and business moves on as usual. 

Please explain to the crowd Flippy. 

We are all very interested in what you would have to say or what your theory is. 

Please do not speak for the rest of the class, SPIKEYYYYY.

Quite simple for a simplehead you can be Spikeyyyyyyyy.

Your thoughts on Bjorn's obit. 

Bjorn will live on within the memory of his fellow members and I shall drink some Freixenet to that

Freixenet opens a bottle of Freixenet and pours lonelywolf and anyone else who wants a Friexenet some Freixenet