Michael sat at his fancy corporate desk. A naked blond with glow in the dark toes fed him grapes. His latest project? It was something he had thought about time and time again. He had the money to do it, and thanks to his geographical positioning, he had the technology too. What about the demand? In the business world the only time you got results is when you took action. The office was filled with unopened boxes. Inside? The tools that were going to change the world. The plan was simple but innovative. Create portable audio interviews that the average American gangster could listen to anywhere. In the car. On the toilet. During a heist. Shit, if you were kinky enough you’d play it during your 3 minute paid sex session. Either newspapers were going to have some new competition, or if things went as planned, a new owner.

The difficult part would be getting the country’s most prestigious criminals to open up. A few shots of whiskey and some sweet talk wouldn’t do the job. Having to reopen old wounds, revisiting past traumas, reflecting on past shortcomings. The tough questions that no one wanted to ask, but seemed to always want the answers to. Somebody had to do it.

Our future content will or will not include:

- Once in a lifetime interviews at length with various celebrity mafioso.

- DatBeezKneez: Want the scoop on the latest war? Drama? Useless opinions? Look no more!

- Nudes of Squishy in his prime.

- Horoscopes.

- Tips to make your mafioso experience one for the ages.

- PropertyManager ‘s secret to building a GF killing gun.

- The formula to beating the unstoppable LV/LA/DT/CH/NY/PH tandem.