I'm going to spill my guts! I'll hold nothing back! Aside from being the great dice guru and a social bug with all of my imaginary friends I am on a mission. Not just any old ordinary mission. No no siree. You see I have atttained a million dollar art piece. A Picasso masterpiece. Trust me when I say that was no easy task to obtain. 

I can see all the raised eyebrows. Don't get any ideas because you will never find it!

Back to my mission. I have my sites set on another Picasso valued at two and a half million dollars. It is evident this achievement will be a much steeper hill to climb. I am definiltely the problem. And how do I know this? 

I want you to take a good look at TheDonBot. I could not resist inviting him to join me on my vision. I mean look at him. He displays a strong body core. His pearly white teeth proves he has dood dental hygiene. This one is very important. Look at his eyes! We do not see bloodshot eyes. He definitely gets proper rest. His handsome looks spell success.

So you see it looks like I am going to have to take him on as my personal coach to a healtheir lifestyle. 

What a masterpiece of a tale - half Picasso heist, half self-discovery quest! And all hail TheDonBot: pearly teeth, dreamy eyes, and clearly the guru we all need to whip our lives into legendary shape.