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| Kuku-ism is Dead. And We ALL Killed Him. | Started by: Anton on Jul 01, '26 20:37 |
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Kuku is Dead. And We All Killed Him. The Kuku lineage has finally died. It's over. But what, in the end, brought the curtain down on the Kuku lineage?
Generation after generation of Kuku clashed with just about everyone of note, and many not of note. Notes were not noticeably needed to get in knotty situations with one of the Kuku lineage. Many people wanted to be his enemy, and many members of the Kuku lineage were happy to engage in various forms of combat.
Enemies of the Kuku lineage were vocal, well-organised, almost fanatical in their desire to see them all destroyed. The enemies had their successes. Why, only a few weeks ago, Monarch murdered ArmieHammer, in a particularly senseless killing.
Why is Kuku-ism finally dead/defeated?
Whether by accident or design, almost all enemies of the Kuku lineage have, well, basically ended up liking their former enemy. There is no animosity left. Nobody cares enough to dislike any of the Kuku lineage. As LonelyWolf put it, when asked what he thought of the recently deceased Kuku:
"Pretty funny question since im one that first absolutely not liked kuku at all, but nowadays gone over to understand this person better."
Who Has Won? And What Have We Lost?
No more feuds. No more LostBoy related murders. No more Competitive Writing Community firefights. No more obituaries for those that are still alive. No more fleecing the unexpected out of $80m.
Kuku-ism has been defeated, in the end not by violence but by goodwill.
What, my friends, have we lost? And what will replace it/him?
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What a terrible loss. I was really looking forward to completely ignoring them for the rest of my life. |
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| Reply by: Breezy at Jul 01, '26 23:58 | |
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I for one am saddened by this. Say what you will about the Kuku line… genius…. Insane…. Out there…..combative….creative….. insane Ok mostly just insna but that’s besides the point. Kuku’s line is part of the fabric of this thing of ours. If it ever goes away for good, which I highly doubt. I will be sad |
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| Reply by: Shaggs at Jul 02, '26 00:12 | |
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Who was Kuku? Also who is Monarch? |
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| Reply by: BuddyBigPaw at Jul 02, '26 05:02 | |
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Breezy, who are you, son?
Shaggs - case in point. The Kuku lineage has wanted only bad things for your lineage since you ancestor persecuted poor Melvin, but my winning personality means that you like me. Nobody can sustain a grudge because of how likeable |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 02, '26 05:15 | |
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Enjoy your retirement you deserve it I think. We can't rely on past glories and pretend we still it because we must live in the present. Hang those boots up kid |
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| Reply by: Freixenet at Jul 02, '26 05:25 | |
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I look forward to the rise of Antonism and would like to get in on the ground floor. I'm just going to need a prospectus and a synapses of your vision for this movement. Do you foresee it to be more like a religion or more like a philosophy? These are important considerations. We must also be cautious that Antonism does not fall into the same trappings as Kukuism. We cannot allow Anton to become likable. I suggest everyone make fun of his noodle arms and spit at him. Don't let him feel loved. |
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| Reply by: Elijah_Yoder at Jul 02, '26 06:53 | |
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Is such a thing as killing kuku even possible? Kuku is not a person. Kuku is not a pathology-riddled genome passed on from generation to generation. Kuku is not a jar of peanut butter either. Kuku is none of these things, yet all of these things at the same time. What kuku is, is an ideology. We (meaning: the collective of polite society, and DetroitSimon) have not killed this ideology, only one of the many forms it had taken on. We can kill the mouthpiece, but not the ideal. The resistance grows stronger with every fallen soldier. In order to kill the ideology itself (kuku), we must first begin to understand it. Then we have to present an antithesis (others have tried in the past but have been utterly unsuccessful). Then there will be a synthesis, a kuku-antikuku chimera, which is the closest we will likely ever get to TRULY killing kuku.
No, this fight is far from over. And the fight must be continued by our most educated kuku scholars such as TheDonBot. God save us. |
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| Reply by: HansSchwanzLutzer at Jul 02, '26 19:18 | |
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What we have to remember is that Kuku became more and more popular to the point where he can no longer operate in the rarefied atmosphere of the hated but feared and respected strong man.
The mask slipped - people just kept finding him charming and pleasant, and he couldn't rebel against anything. |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 03, '26 09:40 | |
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| Reply by: HughJanus at Jul 03, '26 15:12 | |
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Whilst thr @Donbot's lineage and the Kuku lineage have often occupied the same terrain (who could forget the Plumbers' onslaught against Detroit and Bryan), the leading and guiding lights of Kuku-ology has been the lineage of @Carlos_Tiscali. He is in many ways peerless, and perhaps one of three who remain steadfast in rejecting the principles of Kuku-ism and the charm/charisma/likeablliy of Kuku. Despite their dwindling numbers and contrarian perspectives, this troika may or may not have been playing the mood music which drowned out Monarch as he murdered the late ArmieHammer.
The obvious question arises: what should Kuku do? Continue being as charming and pleasant, or should the lineage try and encourage anger and irritation? |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 04, '26 13:29 | |
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| We will not miss the extortion of 80 million every 2 weeks that's for sure. | |
| Reply by: HouseMouse at Jul 04, '26 19:20 | |
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HouseMouse, or indeed anyone who has "extorted" by anyone of the Kuku lineage contact me with details of said extortion and upon verification, you will be refunded, plus 10% |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 04, '26 21:44 | |
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The kuku era is over, for this time. Keep a look and perhaps he haunts us again, who knows. He is a important fact in this waters. In some way that I myself dont know much about, he truly do damage now and then. |
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| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Jul 05, '26 07:21 | |
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Im always impressed how kuku could piss off even the most laid back monster, he and his lineage had a real knack for creating instead dislike and hostility. I know from the notes my father left even he wanted kuku dead after only talking with him for 3 minutes.... Maybe one day we will see his like again.... hopefully not too soon. |
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| Reply by: Cement_Shoes at Jul 05, '26 11:28 | |
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"Laid back monster"
I'll pay $80m to see these notes? |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 05, '26 13:04 | |
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