Enricho walks by again noticing this conversation is still being entertained. He laughs to himself thinking about it. After hearing DeadRabbit:
 

"One of the Spikes would need to live longer than a week, ya know. The Great Enricho will kill no fellow mafioso! The Spike family cant even open the door to our life!"

Enricho leaves laughing to himself. Maybe they could convince everyone to give a Spike a month. Might be entertaining.

Unfortunately, SpikeS had his opportunity as RHM and failed miserably. Under his watch, Conqueeftador, a mafia basketball player whose influence ran deep and wide across the six cities, was brutally gunned down. Spike was rightfully held accountable for his inability to prevent this tragedy.  Would it have been different if Anton were at the helm, guiding and instructing Spike in his every move?

I think it would have. I think Conqueeftador would still be alive. 

Only Anton can prevent the next tragedy.

But Elijah_Yoder, RHM SweetieSpikeS was not even born by the time Conqueeftador died in the horribly tragic accident of friendly fire as a proer. 

RHM SweetieSpikeS was the best RHM, and brought honor to Los Angeles and BuddyBigPaw. He was a helper. 

He was of no help to Conqueeftador and in any event, he was contracted to be a BUILDER, not a helper. What did he build? Not even a tomb for our departed friend. Nobody wants to hear your lies and excuses, SuperSweetieSpikeS. Conqueeftador is dead. Can we not just mourn the man without listening to you blame others?

RHM SweetieSpikeS was indeed a helper to Monarch. He brought him to the top, and this was a great success for Los Angeles. 

But yes, he also was contracted or enslaved to build a pyramid. He was trying to build a pyramid, but he was gunned down innocently. He had the stones. He had the rope. He had the strength to be a builder. Now, we must prepare Conqueeftador's corpse and wrap him for an illustrious tomb. 

Archy was passing through the streets when he caught another member of the Spike bloodline rattling on again. He slowed his step, listening to the conversation between Elijah_Yoder and SuperSweetieSpikeS, his expressions shifting from mild curiosity to disbelief.

Stop telling lies, SuperSweetieSpikeS. He did not move a single rock. Not one. If standing near building materials counted as construction, half of Los Angeles would be architects by now.

Had he worked hard enough to finish that pyramid, we might have had a proper tomb ready for Conqueeftador by now. Instead, we have an unfinished monument, a dead basketball player, and another Spike trying to explain how this was somehow helpful.

He got fucking shot before he could start moving the rocks!

Whose fault is that? Mine? A proper builder (slave) wakes up early, moves the rocks, then gets shot after showing some progress at least. However, your ancestor skipped straight to the dramatic ending. 

I gave him stones, rope, purpose and the chance to become part of something great. Instead, all I got was an untouched construction site and another Spike bloodline funeral.

This is why you and Monarch must go to BuddyBigPaw for the $1,000,000,000 in compensation for the greatest of all loses, the loss of RHM SweetieSpikeS.

Reparations will be made. 

$1bn dollars in compensation?

Monarch should be paying me compensation for wasting my time with the slow motion car crash that was his taking of the godfather title.

Thinking about, here are some things more likely to happen than me pay Monarch compensation for shooting his hand:

1.) Caveman becoming a godfather

2.) BlackSheeoSimon dying of natural causes

3.) Rouge giving someone a second chance after they look at him funny

4.) Bebe letting my old favourite sleepy coffee shop go back to the way it was when no one talked to each other, aside from the occasional knotweed gag or a three weeks late pro shot

5.) A rogue setting up at 7pm on a Friday or Saturday night while my puppies are back in the old country

6.) TonyTheTailor returning to make me the suit he promised me before he declared war on everyone

7.) A week passing without one of my penny grabbing members taking a payday and then threatening to shoot my bodyguards after I pickpocket them back

8.) Reggie going down in history as the most influential mafioso of the 20th century 

9.) Archy giving up gambling, donating his savings to charity and turning to a simple Bedouin lifestyle

10.) Keypunch catching me in his pockets

Monarch is a charity case, and you should consider it a charitable donation, which then Archy can gamble. Let's do that instead. 

Bebe's ears perked up at the mention of her name as she passed an open doorway, so she peeked her head in and listened to BuddyBigPaw's list of things more likely to happen.

She walked over to the group of people and put the flowers, banners and various decor items she was carrying down on a table.

"Me, allowing silence in a room? Never!" She chuckled before continuing, "I'll have you know, I was actually on my way to decorate the very coffee shop you mentioned and bring even MORE life to it! And COLOR!"

Bebe grabbed the decor items from the table and, before turning and continuing on her way, said, "You can't be boring your WHOLE life!"

A billion dollars? I don't think I'll get a 10 dollars compensation for you SuperSweetieSpikeS.

Archy then turns to BuddyBigPaw

Stop trying to make me look like a cheap bum who loses his money at the casinos. I've been lucky recently though and have donated some to charity, I think.

The bedouin lifestyle sounds like a good idea though, I might give it a try once I get my pyramid built.

HughJanus - come on over here and explain your beef.