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| The Legend of WebSpider | Started by: Rhuarc on Aug 05, '08 03:42 |
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"As I walk through the 7 cities (thought I'd forget Detroit? Get out of here!), I noticed allot of new faces, allot of young, raw Mafioso's, untrained but eager to learn. Along with this immigration influx, I have also noticed, out of the corner of my eye, never for long enough to catch a full view, the legendary WebSpider is making more appearances. "I ask questions and came up with some scary answers. Some say WebSpider only sleeps inside the rib cage of a previously devoured Mafioso, some say, that WebSpider will appear behind you if you say the words "You are Admin" 3 times in the mirror, all I know, is that he/she scares me. "This fear, however irrational, prompted me to do some investigative work. I spoke to Corrections Officer Mike McKenna, he told me that WebSpider has never done any time, something that soothed my thoughts but also got me thinking, is it just that WebSpider is just too damn slick for the police?! "Falling short, I thought I'd look into the massively popular world of drugs. I spoke to FBN Agent Harry Donahue, who advised that WebSpider has no known links to the world of narcotics. I frequented local bars and clubs, asking doorman, bar men and club owners, all came up with nothing. "Finally, when I'd all but given up, I spoke to Detective William Powell. William, a great detective, had been tracking WebSpider for some time, visiting recent sightings, speaking to eye witnesses and building up a large portfolio of information on the illusive WebSpider. He quizzed me, thinking I could further his investigation but all I had was hearsay and superstition. "Before leaving, I did manage to pry some information from the Detective which I scribbled down on a pad:"
"I come to you today, to find out if you can help me. Do you know who the WebSpider has mailed?" |
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Zish steps into the crowd, and listens intently to Rhuarc's address. Hmm... I must say, I don't know. I have seen him around this place quite a bit, and the same thing puzzles me. Due to the fact that this "WebSpider" guy has been around for nearly 40 years, those telegrams could have been to anyone. Zish steps up to continue his response. I tried to contact this Unknown Inhabitant, wanting to know what exactly he does. However, upon my trip to the local telegram office, the secretary looked through for his name amongst her files. He wasn't there. He can't be contacted. It seems whoever this WebSpider character is, he doesn't want to talk. So, I guess it may all remain a mystery. |
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| Reply by: Zish at Aug 05, '08 10:29 | |
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He is awake 24 hours a day?! 7 days a week?! 52 weeks a year?! and yet no one can contact him?!?! Tish takes note of Webspider's birthday and wraps up an answering machine ready for the date |
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| Reply by: Tish at Aug 05, '08 13:34 | |
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Well seeing as WebSpider is secretly an asian ninja, with super powers... none of you will ever know!!! Just kidding of course, this is definetly a good topic though |
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| Reply by: Telkin3 at Aug 05, '08 13:56 | |
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| Sponsored by no one, unprotected, and "Richer than God"? Who is this man or woman? Has anyone talked to him? | |
| Reply by: Caprio at Aug 05, '08 15:23 | |
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| No, however i have talked to Squishy about him. There is a thread somewhere around here from my bloodline under the heading 'Help Me Understand!' in which Izzy himself divulges a tidbit or two on our aracnid friend | |
| Reply by: Telkin3 at Aug 05, '08 15:53 | |
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