tell me y am i being harassed by purple dishwasher monkeys who just moved in. they are trying to get me to take long showers, load the dishwasher, and stop checking for water filteration purity. also like why is the ancient Chinese wizard in my closet acting weird and yapping about owed spiritual wu to the 7 ancient archaic lords. also my landlord Yaldabaoth keeps telling me i owe great debt as well. tf going on bro