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| Enricho's Day Dream | Started by: EnrichoLives on Aug 03, '26 17:04 |
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Walking down the road in a fresh suit, Enricho is feeling fresh and rejuvenated. Last night he had gone to home early, his wife was making dinner and he had dozed off reading the latest headline news in the paper. He felt energetic and full of life, so he started a slight skip in his step and whistling a tune no one would put their ear to. His life in the market business was thriving and his family had more wealth than they knew what to do with. He decided to enter a cafe for a fancy coffee... An unidentified assailant PICKPOCKETED you, taking $673 Enricho shot up from the park bench he had fallen asleep on, furious. He yelled at the assailant running away. "You theiving bastard! That's my beer money!" Enricho tried to chase them but they cut into an alley and seemingly disappeared. "These god damn pocket snatchers have no respect! I was having a wonderful dream too. That bastard!" Enricho patted his pockets down and found they didn't take all of his money. "Well a hundred bucks will get me something." Enricho walked off thinking about his dream. Maybe one day.. and a kid or two? |
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You are making a habit of this EnrichoLives but when a friend needs help I am here to help. Beers on me
Your accountant makes note that $1,000 has been wired to EnrichoLives from your account. The note "Beers" was included. |
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| Reply by: Freixenet at Aug 04, '26 06:46 | |
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Damn! Get of my buddies pocket right aeay so not you wake up this wolfies anger. Nothing good comes forward, promise. Your accountant makes note that $666,666 has been wired to EnrichoLives from your account. The note "Devils number twice 😜" was included. |
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| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Aug 04, '26 12:58 | |
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Thank you my friends! The Great Enricho shall buy us all a round! Gah! Perhaps a party instead! With the gracious donation from LonelyWolf, we could have a grand time! Beers all around, no pocket snatchers allowed! |
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| Reply by: EnrichoLives at Aug 04, '26 13:05 | |
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| Dounds perfectly EnrichoLives with an evening drinkkng just beer and get along toget. Also on your idéa about no snatching in pockets. Lets just allow just all guests with pants totally out of pockets in them, if not they can sit in their underwears, who bothers. It's the beers that counts anyway. | |
| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Aug 04, '26 16:04 | |
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Ah yes! That's a perfect idea, sir! I shall call it Enricho's Pantsless Soirée! The pesky pocket snatchers would have no choice but to simply enjoy a night with friends! |
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| Reply by: EnrichoLives at Aug 04, '26 16:18 | |
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| It was truly a superbly idéa to name it Enricho's Pantsless Soirée. Easy to remember before and easy to forget afyer the party. | |
| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Aug 05, '26 17:51 | |
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I am sorry Enricho but perhaps you should stop leaving your beer money laying right out there in the open. Don't you know that just anyone can just grab it? |
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| Reply by: Melis at Aug 06, '26 01:01 | |
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Enricho my friend I do not know who in the world would want to pickpocket you! Laughs maniacally as he drinks his coffee from the cafe |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Aug 06, '26 01:42 | |
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Striphe, you sly dog! You shall always be The Great Enricho's greatest nemesis! You're of course welcome to our pantsless soireé, but you'll have to leave before me so I can watch my pockets as I take my leave! |
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| Reply by: EnrichoLives at Aug 07, '26 00:22 | |
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