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The pockets of TenInchTimmy Started by: Freixenet on Aug 04, '26 06:55

As far as I can tell from all the way down here, you losers have not been able to manage a single successful pinch of my pockets. 

I am truly embarrassed for you all. 

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buddybigpaw I need your help. Come and prove to little bit Timmy that we as the big wigs of the mafia world can pick pocket little people. I am being made to look a fool and it is upsetting.

I also don't want to press my gun by mistake because I'd end up shooting myself

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Never fear! For BuddyBigPaw is here!

Pockets beware! This pup will rob you anywhere!
Brace yourself Timmy….actually, where is he?

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He is a little squirrel that runs around in circles, turning everyone in his path super dizzy

 

I do not know where he is I am so sorry.

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I know where he is, I have my eyes on him in fact. But annoyingly he won’t come out to play!

Perhaps I should just bark through this door uncontrollably for a little while..

Ruff ruff! ruff ruff ruff!!

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Im working to develope my pp skill so I soon can get down into our greatly BuddyBigPaw sweet pocket.
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What are you stupid? You don't dare roll someone whose reputation exceeds yours that much!

No fun such, but I tried, all that matters
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Good effort lonelywolf maybe you should take a demotion though to be able to carry out this mission. I will send you $300k should you accomplish this. 

Take the demotion it will be worth it

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It's actually BBP that must demote himself so more can pp him, hes way to great at the moment lol
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Success! That bum forked over $15,000
You feel a sudden rush of adrenaline. You feel the need to do that again!

So good I wanted to do it twice!

Challenge accepted. Challenge complete. Now where’s my free stuff?

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the nerve of you to call him a nobody

tim and his ten inches outclass you in every imaginable category

shame..

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I heard on the grapevine that BuddyBigPaw emptied enough out of my pockets to pay off the numerous hitmen following him around the streets, waiting for him to slip up and claim the enormous bounty on his head. 

 

Finally, we have someone who isn't a complete and utter loser like Freixenet 

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I guess this proves that if you look after the pennies then the pounds (or dollars for you transatlantic cousins) will look after themselves!

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Well see whos gonna go out as a winner.

Me prediction isnt ready yet to say whos the fav.

Either way this journey continues which proves were all in good mood which is great.
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Was pretty easy to do a thing I forgotten about for days.

You PICKPOCKETED! TenInchTim. You took $15,000.

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So easy I think his ten inches have shrunk

You PICKPOCKETED! TenInchTim. You took $15,000
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Of course, all this hubbub about being pickpocketed can be all put to rest by visiting my rickety stand on the side of the rode in Downtown LA, called Squeaky Wallet Jeans! We still feature un-pickpocketable jeans that give a little too much support in the "nether regions". They speak, "you can look but you can't touch", because people can see your wallet, but can't go rifling though it.

 

Dynamite pulls a paper out of his suit jacket with the street address of his business.

 

https://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/2339601#34953965 

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