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| Going Out of Business (contest) | Started by: HughJanus on Aug 13, '26 20:13 |
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TextBasedMafiaRPGMan visited New York's The Ivory Janus on Tuesday. By Wednesday, the Health Department had closed it. BuddyBigPaw was hitlisted again. Nobody knew why. But it was funny. PropertyManager was still a cunt. The end. |
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| Reply by: HughJanus at Aug 13, '26 20:16 | |
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Hey, so, the other day, I saw PropertyManager serving soup and rolls to the homeless in Brooklyn!!! And then, last week, he saw my grandma struggling to cross the street with all of her groceries, and so he picked her AND her groceries up and carried them to the sidewalk!! Then, the week before THAT, he was volunteering at a thrift store on 4th Street! He was helping the elderly ladies carry their bags to their vehicles!! And on the 4th of July, he was handing out popsicles to the local youth at a gathering at Central Park! He wasn't even requiring payment!! So, before you call PropertyManager a cunt (he is obviously), at least acknowledge these wonderful things he did for free!! |
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| Reply by: Bebe at Aug 13, '26 23:47 | |
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Thank God the Health Department got my tip. That place smelled like the webs between PropertyManager's toes. It felt so toxic if I'd have stayed 5 minutes longer I would've left with a third arm, gills and a face growing out of my back. In other words, nearly as ugly and deformed as BlackSheeoSimon. Everything ends. |
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| Reply by: TextBasedMafiaRPGMan at Aug 14, '26 10:08 | |
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I was out running around in the shadows of the street. New in town I scoped out everything that was happening. I saw a few thugs beating someone up in the back alley so I just kept moving along. Then there was a pickpocket slipping through the crowded street sizing targets up. Again I moved passing by a notification that a good bounty could be had by targeting BuddyBigPaw. It's got to be better than shaking down the mom and pop stand. Since I didn't have a gun yet I had to tackle this wisely if I were to take down BuddyBigPaw. I asked around the neighborhood to find the target. He was coming out of a pizza shop when I made my move. I ran up ignoring his big bad security guards and went straight to the target. I reached out grabbing his silk tie and pulled with all my strength. BuddyBigPaw barely moved a muscle. He looked down at me while his body guards laughed. He pulled me closer and said "Hey sweetie were you looking for a hug?". Ashamed I failed I looked away. He gave me a kiss on the forehead and set me aside. " Better luck next time doll." Then BuddyBigPaw turned to his body guards and gave them a look that would scare any common thug. " What were you clowns thinking just laughing at me? My tie could have been ruined." A few sneakers could be heard coming from the pizza shop as I disappeared around the corner. |
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| Reply by: Ruby26 at Aug 14, '26 15:53 | |
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| Reply by: Ruby26 at Aug 14, '26 15:54 | |
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