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| Have you seen this RAT? | Started by: Donatello on Sep 04, '26 06:49 |
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Hi, Donnie here. I am looking for mine Sensei, master Splinter. He is a old rat with grey/brown fur, a beard and the ability to disappear when it his time to do the house chores. He was last seen around the sewers of New York, probably reading some old books or drinking tea or something old people do. After training with Mikey and the stupid stuff he does we did’nt saw him anymore. If you see him, please let me know. Do not try to catch him, that rat is very fast for a old person and he would probably give you life advice before you can try. If you found him, tell him Donatello is looking for him. As Reward you will recieve the best slice of pizza New York has to offer. |
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No matter where the ratt is hidden this wolfie will find it and kill it. Will for sure search heavily after New York ratt next time im there, beware all when LonelyWolf search, he always gets his target. |
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| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Sep 05, '26 12:08 | |
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Kill master Splinter? Cowabunga! Did Shredder send you? Bad wolfie, no kill kill. Me and mine brothers just wanted to find him so he can do his chores. But Raphael and Leo did the dishes and clean up all the pizza boxes. So no rush on finding him anymore, i like the freetime anyways. Don't tell Leonardo. |
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| Reply by: Donatello at Sep 07, '26 07:36 | |
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I have seen many a rat in my time and all rats do get exterminated in the end |
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| Reply by: Freixenet at Sep 07, '26 20:23 | |
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Master Splinter would say, every end is the beginning of something. That is why when i am finally finish doing the laundry, it is somehow time to do laundry again.. I blame Mikey for that. Anyways i heard Splinter was last seen in the streets of Chicago, probably eating some deep-dish pizza. I prefer a cheesy New York slice. Anyways.. That old rat needs to get home, Raph and Mikey are building a slide and it’s going out of hand! Last night they wanted to use the turtle van to go off the slide, but i had hidden the keys. |
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| Reply by: Donatello at Sep 08, '26 07:11 | |
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Rats are in two ways of living always needed to take out. Those acting as a rat and The wonderul ones we find running all over in this world of ours. Keep an eye ppl and hunt them with great care like I do. |
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| Reply by: LonelyWolf at Sep 12, '26 08:19 | |
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Update on the missing RAT (master Splinter)
Splinter was last seen wandering arround the casinos in Las Vegas. That old rat really loves his slot machines. I hope he doesn’t gamble away all the pizza money..
In the meantime, we’re dealing with the Foot Clan pickpockiting poor gangsters.
So if you spot him, there is still a cheese pizza as reward!! Until Mikey eats it all.
Donnie |
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| Reply by: Donatello at Sep 16, '26 11:42 | |
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Pickpocketing and mugging in Las Vegas is commonplace, this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. If the rat continues to fill the pockets of the greedy casino owners, he should be expected to have his fools gold lifted in amongst the knotweed that festers around the entrance, as he scuttles back towards the public toilets. Oliver clears his throat, puts his business hat on - slighty wonky - but spoke with confidence despite. On behalf of the Las Vegas tourist board, the casinos on the strip are open and welcome to all rats, mobsters, Scottish people, flat-roof critics and anchovy-on-pizza fans. We look forward to |
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| Reply by: Oliver_Norwood at Sep 17, '26 08:46 | |
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