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| The Time Machine | Started by: Ruby26 on Oct 05, '26 15:13 |
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I had sent my Bodyguard Alfredo Linguine out to collect a debt. This one was a hard one to catch. Repeated efforts were made. I almost wanted to cap his knees myself as he left me with a cash flow problem. Why did I ever loan some old goat funds in a casino in the first place. Alfredo ended up bring me an ancient quill and a well-worn journal. It looked like it had been tucked away in a forgotten corner of the city. "I send you for cash and you bring me back some old book?" "Boss it's not just an old book, there's more," he started but I put a finger up to silence Alfredo. Flipping through the pages of some mysterious chronicler of old Mafia tales. An anonymous writer who seemed to have a particular talent for recording strange happenings, dark rumors, dangerous encounters, and the occasional story that was better left untold. "So this old man Galileo, gave you this book of takes for the money he owed and you accepted it?" "No Boss, it comes with a machine and a house of mirrors from the circus guy who owed you 200k big ones." " Wait my money gets me some ratty old book and a few mirrors. Alfredo, don't make me take you to the dungeon!" "Boss no...the machine... It's a time machine." Holding the book, I let out a long laugh. "So I hired a circus clown to collect my debts? Where is Mr, Galileo right now?" "Boss that's what I'm trying to tell you, he disappeared sitting inside the machine. He said we can keep it as he got what he wanted." "A time machine! We are in the middle of a Durdens invasion and you collect some magical time machine. Great! I'll deal with it later. Put it in the warehouse behind the house of mirrors you apparently brought me. Put a big warning sign on it enter at your own risk and then get back here." As Alfredo moved to leave, I held out the book." Here put the book with it. So if anyone is stupid enough to try the machine they can document it for me." ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! |
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