TextBasedMafiaRPGMan recently came to the streets and asked, "what's next?", which is a valid question for a man about to meet a hopefully very messy end to proffer. Upon hearing and more importantly seeing him, rather than answering his question, there was a lot of talk in coffeeshops about just whether it was possible that he was as stupid as he looks, and the conclusion was a resounding "yes". But there were other, deeper contemplations as friends, rivals and purported racists consumed their drinks amongst the chaos like a night at D0m1n1c's. These were the type of thoughts that rattle around the brain and distract even the most dedicated speakeasy complainer from crowing "oh my, the innocents," as Gangsters indistinguishable from protectors fall, or "I wonder if the people who planned this war thought this (with this being the thing that happens literally every time a conflict of this size commences) was gonna happen??".

The most meaningful of those queries was undoubtedly: "Who could beat TextBasedMafiaRPGMan in a fight?" and the first name for consideration was "Ferret". Unfortunately as I was composing this topic for discussion some mean individual silenced Ferret and he is therefore no longer available for consideration. I suppose we could still mull over whether Text could beat up a ferret carcass but that seems a little too macabre during such bloody times. You might also be wondering who murdered Ferret and was it to do with him outing TBMRPGM's west coast cannon? That question is not being analysed here so we will park it for now perhaps to revisit in the future although I strongly suspect it was. 

We will instead call this 1-0 to TBMRPGM and move to the next challenger. Let us ponder whether......Father-TeQ would be able to best the veteran from Dingleberry Estate (had to look up what this crew was called) in a fight. What are all of your thoughts?

To me, this one is maybe even more of a no-brainer than when we were thinking about Text kicking seven shades of shit out of the corpse of the polybinned ferret in round 1. A real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb situation in favour of mushroom cloud TBMRPGM this one unfortunately. Sure, TeQ has longevity and plenty of mentions of his kin on his side, but could a man of the cloth really stand up to a man of metal, even if said metal man has let the likes of Sal_Rossi, [br]Odin and somehow xLadyfighterx surpass him on the VIP power list? In my opinion, no. He'd be dead as fuck.

Anyone prepared to speak in favour of Father-TeQ?