You reach for the newspaper with your cup of coffee. After thumbing through the headlines and front page, you reach the entertainment section, in big bold letters you notice the headline to the page reads "The Forgotten Mafioso Awards". Catching your interest you continue to read.
THE FORGOTTEN MAFIOSO AWARDS
Sunday the first ever "Forgotten Mafioso Awards" will be held in the Chicago theater for art which will house some of the most known Mafioso's around for 4 hours in what is anticipated to be the most entertaining night the famous 7 cities have seen since in infamous Saturday night Fights once hosted by the late Cathy Parks, and Zebedee. With entertainment beginning in the early evening provided by numerous musicians ranging from Snorlax and the pussycats, The three ways, Whack me gently, and many more which will extend far past the bedtime of many young Mafioso's but they are expected to be in attendance as well.
After the Awards have ended, will gather in front of the theater for a fireworks show, prior to the after parties that may be taking place. When asked about the Awards, the Don of Chicago had this to say, "I'm very excited. The city is getting ready for the event, with security preparing to run on full alert, and a full clean up of the city prior to the night. It should be a great evening and looking forward to it. The more participation by the voters the better outcome the event should have, so in other words make sure you vote!"
The voting will take place beginning this evening until 12:00 Sunday afternoon, in which the vote's will be tallied.
How do I participate and have my Vote count?
Well it's simple, just review the categories, submit your vote to Capo StonedSilent, Right hand man of Chicago, with a reason as to why you choose your vote and it will be counted. What are the categories you ask? They are as Follows:
* Best Right Hand Man Award - Who do you feel best fits the persona of a top Right hand man?
* Best Crew Leader Award - Which Crew leader is worth your vote?
* Stud Mafioso Award - For the ladies out there, who just knocks your boots off?
* Bonehead Move Award - This can apply to any current or past Mafioso, who's mistake caught your eye the most and why?
* Writers Guild Award - Who has what it takes to entertain people with there writing skills?
* The Ghoul Award - Which Mafioso/a would you rather not cross paths with? Who is down right scary enough to obtain this award?
* Top Role Model - This award is for who you feel others should look up too. Do they have what it takes to set an example for others to follow?
* Slop Award - Who just does not have what it takes to be an organized leader?
* Biggest Flirt Award - The name speaks for itself.
* Sexiest Mafiosa Award - Which lady of crime Deserves your vote as the sexiest?
There you have it the, Categories for the Awards. It should be an exciting evening to say the least, and the outcome is expected to be overwhelming. So make sure if your interested in the entertainment you get there early. Parking will be identified by the signs posted along the street, just follow the directions. If you want to see your Favorite mafioso receive an award, make sure you vote!
You think about it a minute, then grab a pencil and paper getting ready to submit your vote. |