Hearken, hearken!

I come today to herald the prophesied return of BricktownCL (peace be upon him). Though presently Detroit might be overrun by the limp-wristed likes of DonRay, who is clearly unfit as obvious from his confused thousand-yard stare, I have the utmost faith that BricktownCL will descend from the heavens shortly.

You've heard me right. BricktownCL (peace be upon him) will grace us one more with his presence soon. He will bring fire and brimstone to smite the unworthy heathens who have been ruling (or at the very least were attempting to) in his absence.

BricktownCL (peace be upon him) will have no mercy for those who have wronged his name. Profligates such as TextBasedMafiaRPGMan and InnocentLambKofta, who openly lust after the pretender DonRay's posse (and seemingly spare no detail doing so, even PlagueDoctor would blush at the public display of LUST they perpetrate on the street corner next over). Your love should be reserved for BricktownCL. He is a jealous God and a jealous lover too.

BricktownCL (peace be upon him) will transform the trash heap Detroit has turned into a new Kingdom of God. Right here on Earth.

Please, join me in a hymn to welcome BricktownCL back into the warm embrace of Detroit.

hooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BricktownCL? That monogrey sack of shit? Has he ever made two grown men and a robot swoon? Unlikely. You know I walked past TextBasedMafiaRPGMan trying to plug himself into the wall earlier. He'd found a photograph of Jaime_Millot and attached it to the wall and was desperately trying to make sweet Human-Robot love to it. From where I stood his wires looked a bit limp, and in the end I'm sure he resorted to trying to thumb a softie, but the point remains.

DonRay is handsome and everything a returning Mafia CL is not.

BricktownCL is a prick. PricktownCL if you will, making you the HeraldofPricktownCL