Well that lasted longer than a particularly invasive knotweed and was about as interesting from the sidelines as the accompanying assessors report.

And like a 700 page piece of Russian literature it was slightly intriguing to start, tailed off fairly rapidly and then had an ending that the word ‘disappointing’ (or ‘разочаровывающий’) would do a disservice to.

So why was it such a clusterfuck? Let’s take a look at some of the specimens that made this all possible and award them with the titles they deserve.

Worst at preserving world peace - God - could have just shot Striphe, pocketed the dosh and avoided the apocalypse.

Worst vision - Hiro_Nakamura - More blind spots than my mum driving a truck with a trailer. 

Worst communicator - LonelyWolf - Going to bed without telling any of the (literally tens) of proers what your pro time is isn’t to be advised…although in hindsight maybe a quick death was a blessing in disguise.

Worst proer - @Pickelface - An astonishingly high disaster rate. Killed his own dad and lost more refreshing races than he won. The only shot he missed was the one after Aizen had already died.

Worst refresher - xLadyfighterx - cap killing prowess, but always in the wrong place at the right time.

Worst Kamikaze - Rouge - Didn’t bother to take a pro after a half-cooked first wave. Was found dead before most even realised there was a war on

Worst at keeping Reggie alive - KeepingReggieAlive -  You were literally born to do one job ffs.

Worst rogue - Oryx - I mean going rogue during all of that? What was the point? Did anyone even notice? Did you kill anyone? Maybe, I don’t know, I’ll have forgotten by tomorrow anyway.

Worst at hiding - Richard-Harrow and Norella - for failing to sneak under the bed of their LA condo. This would never have happened under @BuddyBigPaw’s watch!

Worst at dying - Aizen - Ace by name, ace by nature. Fair play. Probably smiled as the bolt of lightening from above penetrated his body.

Worst person overall - @DutchessDingleberry - for murdering sweet innocent BuddyLittlePaw. Sadly Geneva had a gun malfunction when trying to avenge the pup. Had to be forcibly removed from the coffee shop as punishment.

No doubt there are many more untold tales of time wasted and insomnia induced idiocy, but I doubt anyone wants to hear them.

Worst at spelling their own name - Pickleface…

Pickleface here has now won the award I have just created called “Best at Modesty” because the typewriter failed him and he is modest about it. May your pickles be vinegary and your faces be pickley.

Worst thing about it is that newborns are getting massacred without any consequences.We`re told to not do any petty crimes and get no guns,not to mention that you have to display your gun status if you don`t want to die....This madness has to stop,and  the people responsible have to pay for it.

New borns can`t get a gun without getting killed in cold blood.You cant build a char unless your`re on the losers side,who attempted to wipe 3 cities and failed.

I`m temporarily here to cash my CA`s and i`m off these shores..