You caught up with SoWeakWayne, beat them within an inch of their life, and took $48,000

Witness what happens to men who insult my LHM, Arin, who does not suck! This one was for you, Arin. I love you like a son and a brother. The questions this would raise about our parentage do not necessitate further investigation. If this is the kind of meagre work Wayne is putting in to Telkin-slaying, I fear his evil presence may rise once again. 

Can I just say - What a refreshing sight it is to see a Crew Leader publicly commend his members. So wholesome! TBMRPGM is the breath of fresh air we never knew we needed; clearly the man is on the pathway to greatness. Sure, said path may be littered with knotweed, discarded flat-roof spoil, viscous slug-slime and torn up photos of Jordan Pickford, but.. wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah. Nevaa spat at me and called me all sorts of expletives as I left the HQ this morning on the way to the outhouse, and here you have Texty proudly parading his family to the nation. I'll look forward to following this commentary closely as relationships develop. 

Shut up Ethan.

You were paid $15,000.
 

Truely a leader to be emulated! Thank you boss!

Ethan_Pye, if your mistreatment ever becomes too much, you know you can give Uncle Texty a call. As you can see, Mt_Dew and the rest of the TBMRPGC are lavished daily in paydays and praise. I take a hard line against the SoWeakWayne school of negative reinforcement.

As a man who was gruesomely murdered and then reconstructed as a cyborg, blocked from all memories of my past life (though haunted by flashes of my former wife's soft-lit hands running through fields of grass, the sounds of chuckling children, and a refrigerator door decorated with crayon-drawn images of a mother, father and small child), I have taken on a new, fresher perspective on what it means to be a crewleader.

Gone are the days of referring to the riff-raff as 'meat suit #1' and 'meat suit #2'. No more with relegating the Grin's of the world to laundry room duties. I aim to be a leader. A Dear Leader. A General Secretary of the Mafia Worker's Party-type leader.