Hello friends, what a glorious day it is. Slugfingers in all his infinite wisdom has finally promoted me to the rank of Made Man after a long and arduous wait.

While I sit here with my shiny new rank I realize that I have been naked this whole time. I have interacted with all of you for weeks without a suit on. I do believe that needs to change and I think the perfect way to change it is through a competition!

I will run this competition for 1 week. Each submission will receive $300,000 and a random perk or two.

After 1 week I will pick the winner. Prizes for the winner are below:

1st Place: 2,500,000 and a Quad CA

2nd Place: 1,000,000 and a Quad CA

3rd place: 2 CA's

Feel free to be creative. I'm giving no guidelines so I can see everyone flex their muscles. If you do a good enough job I heard Slugfingers might pay handsomely for a crew crest.

Please post all submissions here!