We all know he did, but let's review the evidence

Here we have heavy hitter Levon acknowledging the chain of command.

Text is in charge. His word is law. 

I retract my previous statement. I have just been informed that TextBasedMafiaRPGMan is "the new regime". My apologies, Capo di Tutti Capi...

Reply by: Levon at Oct 26, '26 01:42

Why is this important?

Following his release from prison where he learnt the origin of the heartless phrase "Blood on my knife or **** on my ****". He was by his own admission a changed man. A violent man. A man with.

My time in prison was a blessing, as it allowed me to develop a distinct bad boy personality. From here on out, I'm going to be really edgy, and really cool, and talk as much about being an ex-convict as possible, so watch out. Try not to get blown away by the unpopular, gritty decisions I am going to begin making, like not caring about things and wearing pompadour wigs. 

My first order of business is to re-establish dominance

I don't blame him to be honest. Prison life is hard.

And for the final evidence. The cherry on the cake.

We're planning to launch an all-hands attack on an enemy crew tomorrow, around lunch. Target details will be released after a large breakfast. Please carbo-load as necessary. The dress code will be Victorian chic, with a little sassy flair. I'm looking forward to seeing your powdered faces in the morning

 Here we have TextBasedMafiaRPGMan in a series of erratic and confused openly planning a war. Unfortunately this was leaked. No doubt by some Brodin fucking loser sympathiser.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME

Pretty conclusive anyway, don't you think?

I grew up in the penal system so I can definitely vouch for how it changes you. I had a cousin, weak little nerd of a man who recently got folded up like a pair of only-once-worn-still-not-smelly pyjamas. The only thing good about him was his name, Wayne. Rolls off the tongue. Masculine too. He was the total opposite and never did any time in his whole life. Not a callus to boast about. Hands so soft you could fall asleep on them. AwkwardVirginWayne we call him, but that is another story, you might know him by something else. Anyway, my point is that you need hardship to grow into something. Look at me, absolutely bursting out of this shirt and straining pants that are stretched so tightly around my hog that you can see the outline, inside; even the next 5 generations of Wayne growing in my sack. Vascular men are real men. 

Now, TextBasedMafiaRPGMan got himself a 7 stretch - the old Incitatus special. Was his sentence shortened because he was a dirty snitchy little rat? Who can say? What matters is that 7 years, 7 days, 7 hours, life on the inside changes you. Even TextBasedMafiaRPGDorks and that can stoke the fires to violent tendencies that you might otherwise never have known existed. Would that make threats of an attack, which would ordinarily be ignored from losers like him, seem more genuine? 

In a word, yes it would. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.